The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Pity Vote

Season 13 • 07/29/2008

John Oliver believes poor John McCain will be crying all the way to the presidency.

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04:17

Obama Quest - Berlin Speech
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As Barack Obama delivers his speech to fans in Germany, John McCain talks about milk prices in a grocery store.
07/24/2008
05:51

Don't Ask, Don't Tell Hearing
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Currently the military operates under Bill Clinton's "don't ask, don't tell" policy because oddly enough, they can't handle the truth.
07/28/2008
07:45

Nancy Pelosi
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi tells Jon the Republican Congress has been a rubber stamp, but that will change with the upcoming elections.
07/28/2008
00:16

Moment of Zen - Steve Urkel
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Senator Jim DeMint believes the Democrats are acting like Steve Urkel from "Family Matters."
07/28/2008
06:16

Red State Blue State Report - Oil Crisis
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John Oliver and Rob Riggle offer differing red-state and blue-state solutions to America's gas crisis.
07/28/2008
03:35

Indecision 2008 - McCain Coverage
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A fly lands on John McCain's face during an interview with George Stephanopoulos.
07/29/2008
00:56

Headlines - Ted Stevens in Trouble
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Senator Ted Stevens may have known the Internet is a series of tubes, but he didn't realize that some of those tubes connect to the Justice Department.
07/29/2008
05:33

Bill Bishop
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Bill Bishop says communities are becoming increasingly Republican or Democratic based on common lifestyles.
07/29/2008
00:19

Moment of Zen - McCain Interview
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John McCain responds to Barack Obama's comment about an Iraq timetable.
07/29/2008
06:08

Rappers or Republicans
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Wyatt Cenac bets Jon doesn't know the difference between a rapper and a Republican.
07/29/2008
03:14

Pity Vote
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John Oliver explains that John McCain is now banking his campaign on the one thing that's more powerful than hope and change: pity.
07/29/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - John Roberts
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John Roberts was a DJ in 1986 before he became an anchor on CNN.
07/30/2008
05:52

Songs of CNN
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CNN's "American Morning" now bumps in on a song that fits with the news story. It's a little technique they picked up from strip joint DJs.
07/30/2008
08:05

Ben Wattenberg
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Ben Wattenberg believes if neo-conservatism were called chocolate, more people would be on board.
07/30/2008
05:38

Illegally Blonde
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If ex-Justice aide Monica Goodling doesn't know whether she made a particular mistake more or less than 50 times, that's not really a mistake.
07/30/2008
09:55

Dick Move of the Week - McCain Attacks
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John McCain thanks the Hilton family for their support, then takes a nationally televised dump on their daughter.
07/31/2008
07:06

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams tells Jon the message Mahmoud Ahmadinejad imparted to him.
07/31/2008
03:13

The News Better Run
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The Daily Show news team will bring you all the news stories first, before they're even true.
07/31/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - Senate Constipation
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Senator Chuck Grassley thinks the Senate needs a laxative for its constipation.
07/31/2008
01:36

Daily/Colbert - Alphabet Game
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Stephen challenges Jon to a little alphabet game.
08/04/2008
06:24

Dennis Hopper
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Dennis Hopper explains the reason he's so famous in Russia is because they love bad movies.
08/04/2008
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