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Season 7 • 08/10/2011

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00:33

Intro - 8/9/11
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Record temperatures sweep the heartland, the Internet doesn't make for better human beings, and legendary rockers The Cars perform.
08/09/2011
05:39

The Word - Head in the Cloud
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Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships.
08/09/2011
04:59

Heatsteria
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Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda.
08/09/2011
05:03

Ric Ocasek
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The Cars' Ric Ocasek remembers the '80s music scene and promises Stephen any future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards.
08/09/2011
06:07

Elliot Ackerman
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AmericansElect.org CEO Elliot Ackerman believes that individuals should have the power and tools to draft and directly nominate their own presidential candidate.
08/10/2011
04:16

God's Job Performance - Jim Martin
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Father Jim Martin believes that God's job is sustaining the universe, but His performance can't be judged.
08/10/2011
00:34

Intro - 8/10/11
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God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates.
08/10/2011
05:03

Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll Numbers
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The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God.
08/10/2011
01:55

Hooker-Drawer Market
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The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand.
08/10/2011
02:40

Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Donation Addiction
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Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns.
08/10/2011
00:08

Sign Off - E-Mailing Colbert Nation
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Stephen types up e-mails on his MacBook Air and says goodnight.
08/10/2011
06:04

Gloria Steinem
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Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do.
08/11/2011
05:39

Colbert Super PAC - Confused by Rick Parry with an "A" for America
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The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics.
08/11/2011
00:59

Super PAC Ad - Behind The Green Corn
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Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow gives Iowans the cornography they deserve.
08/11/2011
03:38

Romney 2012 - "Corporations Are People"
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Mitt Romney's historic statement of corporate personhood makes him this generation's civil rights champion.
08/11/2011
05:14

Colbert Super PAC - Rick Parry with an "A" for America
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The Palin bus arrives in Iowa, and Stephen reveals an ear-sizzling hot-buttered Colbert Super PAC ad that appeals to Iowa's basest kernel instinct.
08/11/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Stephen's Emmy Award
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Stephen pulls out his Emmy Award and says goodnight.
08/11/2011
04:14

Susan Rice Pt. 2
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Ambassador Susan Rice explains U.S. involvement in Syria and Libya, and tells Colbert Nation what they can do to help with Somalia's humanitarian tragedy.
08/15/2011
07:35

Colbert Super PAC - Iowa Straw Poll Results
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Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes.
08/15/2011
06:03

Susan Rice Pt. 1
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U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice believes the U.N. is the one place where America can marshal the military and financial support of other nations.
08/15/2011
00:26

Sign Off - Full Susan Rice Interview Online
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Stephen tells viewers to look for Susan Rice's full interview online.
08/15/2011
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