The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 04/10/2013
Shane Smith talks about his HBO series, "VICE," and the magazine that inspired it.
Exxon's Disaster ReliefThe Colbert ReportS9
Exxon tries to put the Pegasus pipeline oil back underground where it came from and employs a time-honored cleanup technique pioneered by drunk guys.
Charlie LeDuffThe Colbert ReportS9
Detroit native Charlie LeDuff discusses white flight, black flight, business flight and "dead flight" in his hometown.
Clinton Global Initiative University Exchange FairThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen joins Bill and Chelsea Clinton to check out problem-solving projects, like helmet concussion sensors and fecal-powered toilets.
Intro - 4/9/13The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen heads back to the Clinton Global Initiative, the Arkansas pipeline spill persists, and author Charlie LeDuff explains why America shouldn't give up on Detroit.
Prez Billy Jeff ClintonThe Colbert ReportS9
President Bill Clinton gains over 88,000 Twitter followers as @PrezBillyJeff.
Anthony Weiner's ComebackThe Colbert ReportS9
After withdrawing from public life to spend more time with his penis, ex-congressman Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in.
Navy Laser TechnologyThe Colbert ReportS9
America now has a laser canon that can do anything from scorch a fast-attack boat to dazzle the enemy with a nonlethal burst.
Sign Off - Laser TagThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen blasts America's enemies with dollar lasers.
Tip/Wag - Gun Edition - United Nations, Senate Republicans & Video GamesThe Colbert ReportS9
The NRA lobbies against a U.S.-backed gun treaty, Senate Republicans fail to filibuster background checks, and Democrat Joe Manchin blames video games for gun violence.
Shane SmithThe Colbert ReportS9
VICE co-founder Shane Smith discusses his journalism adventures in Taliban-controlled areas, North Korea and labor camps.
NASA LassoThe Colbert ReportS9
Rope is the most advanced technology NASA can afford to fight Earth's space enemies.
America's Pot-astrophe - Nick GillespieThe Colbert ReportS9
Reason.com's editor-in-chief discusses the war on drugs, "Reefer Madness" and drug sentencing reform.
Cass SunsteinThe Colbert ReportS9
Obama's former Regulatory Affairs Administrator describes government health and safety nudges, like the USDA's "MyPlate."
Times Square Mascots BanThe Colbert ReportS9
A Cookie Monster mascot shoves a toddler to the ground in New York City, so big government butts in with fun-stomping regulations.
America's Pot-astropheThe Colbert ReportS9
Stoners will soon demand the civil right to marry their Mary Jane, and Republicans surrender their values for the youth vote.
Tip/Wag - Brood II Cicadas, Sexcereal & GOP Internet MemesThe Colbert ReportS9
Scientists predict a plague, Canada makes the world's most passionate cereal, and the NRCC redesigns its website.
Intro - 4/16/13The Colbert ReportS9
What the Boston Marathon terrorists really don't get is that they attacked an unshakable group of people who run 26 miles until their nipples are raw on their day off.
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