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The God Machine?
Season 3 • 06/05/2007
Stephen reminds everyone that the iPhone is not a God Machine.
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00:08
Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
06/04/2007
00:48
Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
The Colbert Report
S3
Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
06/04/2007
06:37
Jan Schakowsky
The Colbert Report
S3
Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
06/04/2007
00:32
Intro - 6/4/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
06/04/2007
06:44
Jessica Valenti
The Colbert Report
S3
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
06/05/2007
02:09
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
The Colbert Report
S3
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
06/05/2007
02:07
Yahoo Korea - Rain
The Colbert Report
S3
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
06/05/2007
01:59
You've Been Scootered!
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
06/05/2007
04:19
The Word - Mission Control
The Colbert Report
S3
NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
06/05/2007
00:35
Intro - 6/5/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
06/05/2007
01:52
The God Machine?
The Colbert Report
S3
The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
06/05/2007
01:48
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
The Colbert Report
S3
One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
06/06/2007
04:55
Carl Bernstein
The Colbert Report
S3
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
06/06/2007
00:32
Intro - 6/6/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
06/06/2007
03:40
Sinner Edwards
The Colbert Report
S3
Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
06/06/2007
04:39
Tip/Wag - Deep Purple
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
06/06/2007
03:50
The Word - Airogance
The Colbert Report
S3
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
06/06/2007
02:04
Pope Jump
The Colbert Report
S3
Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
06/07/2007
06:00
Cullen Murphy
The Colbert Report
S3
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
06/07/2007
07:25
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam Smith
The Colbert Report
S3
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
06/07/2007
00:08
Sign Off - Vomitorium
The Colbert Report
S3
The show is over, and Stephen is heading to the vomitorium.
06/07/2007
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