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Obamacare Cards

Season 9 • 07/29/2013

FreedomWorks encourages young people to burn their nonexistent Obamacare cards.

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02:53

Detroit's Bankruptcy
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Conservatives blame lavish pensions for Detroit's decline, and emergency manager Kevyn Orr wants to auction off treasures from the Detroit Institute of Arts.
07/25/2013
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03:57

London's Fake Town Crier
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Prince George of Cambridge's umbilical stump dries up, and a royal lover pretends to be London's official town crier.
07/25/2013
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00:06

Sign Off - Hand Bell
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Stephen proclaims goodnight.
07/25/2013
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05:06

Detroit's Bankruptcy - Stephen Henderson
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Stephen Henderson of The Detroit Free Press says Detroit needs consistent policy from Washington and the state to get back on its feet.
07/25/2013
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Steve King's Immigrant Analogy
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When Iowa Congressman Steve King compares immigrants to dogs, he's actually celebrating and complimenting them.
07/25/2013
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Olympia Snowe
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Former Senator Olympia Snowe talks about her book, "Fighting for Common Ground: How We Can Fix the Stalemate in Congress."
07/25/2013
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Intro - 7/29/13
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America finds a way to stop Obamacare, gun rights secure a victory, and the Lumineers re-release their first album.
07/29/2013
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Tip/Wag - Steve Stockman, David Cameron & North Carolina Legislature
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Texas Congressman Steve Stockman unrolls a 60-foot Benghazi petition, Prime Minister David Cameron filters porn, and North Carolina permits concealed handguns on playgrounds.
07/29/2013
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04:21

The Lumineers
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The Lumineers talk about moving to Denver and screaming "Ho Hey" at loud audience members.
07/29/2013
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00:08

Sign Off - Tambourine
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Stephen makes music like the Lumineers.
07/29/2013
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05:10

Obamacare Cards
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As Obamacare starts to work in 11 states, Tea Party group FreedomWorks announces a "Burn Your Obamacare Card" campaign.
07/29/2013
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00:36

Intro - 7/30/13
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Trouble brews in the Arctic, America considers candidate transparency, and Dr. Atul Gawande explains how ideas catch on.
07/30/2013
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04:00

Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches: North Pole Lake
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The melting Arctic icecap is just an isolated incident that's occurred every summer since 2003, so there's no reason to panic.
07/30/2013
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Ted Cruz's Humble Portrait
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Senator Ted Cruz hangs a giant painting of himself in court but doesn't mention what noble cause he championed that day.
07/30/2013
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Senator Gridlock
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Tea Partiers punish the leader of the do-nothing Congress, Mitch McConnell, for the handful of times he done did something.
07/30/2013
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Sign Off - Sleigh Bells
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Stephen plays an instrument from the melting North Pole.
07/30/2013
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06:04

Atul Gawande
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Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article, "Slow Ideas: Some ideas spread fast. How do you speed the ones that don't?"
07/30/2013
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04:13

Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss
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Board game makers tailor their products for today's attention-deficient child and Stephen loses at his own game.
07/31/2013
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05:07

Emily Matchar
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Journalist Emily Matchar explains America's re-embracing of lost domestic arts and practices.
07/31/2013
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04:10

Lunch or Campaign 2016?
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A White House lunch between President Obama and Hillary Clinton spurs 2016 presidential campaign speculation.
07/31/2013
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00:14

Sign Off - Game Over
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Stephen loses at Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss.
07/31/2013
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