The Colbert Report

Obamacare Cards

Season 9 • 07/29/2013

FreedomWorks encourages young people to burn their nonexistent Obamacare cards.

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02:53

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Detroit's Bankruptcy

Conservatives blame lavish pensions for Detroit's decline, and emergency manager Kevyn Orr wants to auction off treasures from the Detroit Institute of Arts.
07/25/2013
03:57

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London's Fake Town Crier

Prince George of Cambridge's umbilical stump dries up, and a royal lover pretends to be London's official town crier.
07/25/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Hand Bell

Stephen proclaims goodnight.
07/25/2013
05:06

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Detroit's Bankruptcy - Stephen Henderson

Stephen Henderson of The Detroit Free Press says Detroit needs consistent policy from Washington and the state to get back on its feet.
07/25/2013
03:27

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Steve King's Immigrant Analogy

When Iowa Congressman Steve King compares immigrants to dogs, he's actually celebrating and complimenting them.
07/25/2013
05:19

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Olympia Snowe

Former Senator Olympia Snowe talks about her book, "Fighting for Common Ground: How We Can Fix the Stalemate in Congress."
07/25/2013
00:37

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Intro - 7/29/13

America finds a way to stop Obamacare, gun rights secure a victory, and the Lumineers re-release their first album.
07/29/2013
06:27

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Tip/Wag - Steve Stockman, David Cameron & North Carolina Legislature

Texas Congressman Steve Stockman unrolls a 60-foot Benghazi petition, Prime Minister David Cameron filters porn, and North Carolina permits concealed handguns on playgrounds.
07/29/2013
04:21

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The Lumineers

The Lumineers talk about moving to Denver and screaming "Ho Hey" at loud audience members.
07/29/2013
00:08

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Sign Off - Tambourine

Stephen makes music like the Lumineers.
07/29/2013
05:10

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Obamacare Cards

As Obamacare starts to work in 11 states, Tea Party group FreedomWorks announces a "Burn Your Obamacare Card" campaign.
07/29/2013
00:36

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Intro - 7/30/13

Trouble brews in the Arctic, America considers candidate transparency, and Dr. Atul Gawande explains how ideas catch on.
07/30/2013
04:00

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Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches: North Pole Lake

The melting Arctic icecap is just an isolated incident that's occurred every summer since 2003, so there's no reason to panic.
07/30/2013
03:32

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Ted Cruz's Humble Portrait

Senator Ted Cruz hangs a giant painting of himself in court but doesn't mention what noble cause he championed that day.
07/30/2013
02:06

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Senator Gridlock

Tea Partiers punish the leader of the do-nothing Congress, Mitch McConnell, for the handful of times he done did something.
07/30/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Sleigh Bells

Stephen plays an instrument from the melting North Pole.
07/30/2013
06:04

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Atul Gawande

Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article, "Slow Ideas: Some ideas spread fast. How do you speed the ones that don't?"
07/30/2013
04:13

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Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss

Board game makers tailor their products for today's attention-deficient child and Stephen loses at his own game.
07/31/2013
05:07

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Emily Matchar

Journalist Emily Matchar explains America's re-embracing of lost domestic arts and practices.
07/31/2013
04:10

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Lunch or Campaign 2016?

A White House lunch between President Obama and Hillary Clinton spurs 2016 presidential campaign speculation.
07/31/2013
00:14

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Sign Off - Game Over

Stephen loses at Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss.
07/31/2013
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