The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/25/07

Season 3 • 01/25/2007

Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the SMU dispute with Bush's library.

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Pre-tape
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Stephen goes to great lengths to explain how the show you are watching was taped last night.
01/23/2007
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Lou Dobbs
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Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
01/24/2007
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State of the Union - Cheney Wins
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Not only did Stephen stand and clap through the entire State of the Union, he kept applauding till just a couple of minutes ago.
01/24/2007
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Intro - 1/24/07
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Time Magazine lays off 300 people, and Lou Dobbs talks about "The War on the Middle Class."
01/24/2007
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The Word - Great News
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The free market has shown you no longer need a staff of credible, experienced journalists. Now, all you need is a camera phone and a live journal.
01/24/2007
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Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 4th - Jason Altmire
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Stephen plays a game of paper football against Congressman Jason Altmire.
01/24/2007
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Mike Wallace
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Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
01/25/2007
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Sport Report - More With Coach Mancini
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If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
01/25/2007
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Right Away?
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Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
01/25/2007
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The Word - SMAFU
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Stephen explains that SMAFU stands for Southern Methodists All Frigged Up.
01/25/2007
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Intro - 1/25/07
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Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
01/25/2007
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Barry Lando
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Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
01/29/2007
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Stephen Colbert Day
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Oshawa Mayor John Gray loses a bet, but wins an opportunity to celebrate Stephen Colbert Day.
01/29/2007
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Intro - 1/29/07
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Microsoft hires someone to tamper with Wikipedia, and Scientologists name their new messiah.
01/29/2007
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The Word - Wikilobbying
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Stephen is sure people will start trusting Microsoft again, if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipedia about how people are trusting Microsoft again.
01/29/2007
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New York Grieves
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New York got an all-too-brief taste of grace from Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor this weekend.
01/29/2007
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Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise
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Stephen wags his finger at Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Church of Scientology, the National Coalition for the Homeless, and brain damage.
01/29/2007
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Caviar Omelets for the Troops
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With $1.2 trillion, Stephen would buy the troops $1,000 caviar omelets for every meal.
01/30/2007
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Intro - 1/30/07
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Stephen knows how the money on the Iraq war should have been spent, looks inside our nation's legal system, and asks Donna Shalala how she's using her retirement to destroy America.
01/30/2007
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New Military Weapon
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The Pentagon introduces a new non-lethal weapon with an invisible beam, but Stephen has come up with his own irresistible security technology.
01/30/2007
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Donna Shalala
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Stephen asks Donna Shalala if cabinet meetings were interrupted to change Clinton's bong water.
01/30/2007
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