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Global Terror Warning
Season 9 • 08/05/2013
It's important to remain abundantly cautious for a few days.
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00:36
Intro - 8/1/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
08/01/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen raises a brow.
08/01/2013
04:47
ThreatDown - Global Erotic Extremism, Mini Muslims & Stripper Bears
The Colbert Report
S9
Terrorists love America for its BDSM, Crayola features Islamic coloring pages, and bears turn trees into stripper poles.
08/01/2013
04:05
Oppressed White Male Alert - Bob Filner
The Colbert Report
S9
Mayor Bob Filner isn't taking a few sexual harassment charges lying down -- or pinned against the office supply room door.
08/01/2013
06:34
Bryan Cranston
The Colbert Report
S9
Bryan Cranston recalls his beginnings on "Power Rangers," which likely led to his criminal persona on "Breaking Bad."
08/01/2013
01:31
Edward Snowden's Asylum
The Colbert Report
S9
NSA leaker Edward Snowden leaves the Moscow airport after a month of hiding.
08/01/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Glossary of Terms
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reviews a cultural document from Viacom.
08/05/2013
05:17
Broadcast Networks Want More Indecency
The Colbert Report
S9
Four broadcast networks horn in on basic cable's turf, so Hugh Laurie and Stephen take a stand.
08/05/2013
05:51
Hugh Laurie
The Colbert Report
S9
Actor Hugh Laurie talks about the blues, his drama series "House" and the greatest bond between England and America.
08/05/2013
06:13
Sport Report - A-Rod's Drug Scandal & Combat Juggling
The Colbert Report
S9
Alex Rodriguez is allegedly connected to alleged doping operations at an alleged anti-aging clinic, and combat juggling is the summer's hottest sport.
08/05/2013
03:28
Global Terror Warning
The Colbert Report
S9
The Obama administration alerts Americans about an imminent Al Qaeda attack that could happen any moment, anywhere, at any time.
08/05/2013
06:05
StePhest Colbchella '013 - Special Guest Stephen Colbert!
The Colbert Report
S9
Since Daft Punk is going to make a surprise appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards, the French electro-pop megastars have to cancel on Stephen.
08/06/2013
01:58
StePhest Colbchella '013 - The Song of the Summer of the Century
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's anti-establishment, convention-destroying rock and roll ethos is brought to you by Hyundai.
08/06/2013
06:01
Ashton Kutcher
The Colbert Report
S9
"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
08/07/2013
04:35
Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay Henry
The Colbert Report
S9
SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
08/07/2013
02:59
Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil Cavuto
The Colbert Report
S9
Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
08/07/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen signs off with a kiss.
08/07/2013
03:35
SEC vs. Fabulous Fab
The Colbert Report
S9
Sleuths at the SEC prove mid-level Goldman Sachs trader Fabrice Tourre misled his investors during the global financial crisis.
08/07/2013
03:39
StePhest Colbchella '013 - Disco Decepticons
The Colbert Report
S9
The indie music site Pitchfork questions Stephen's honesty about Daft Punk being a no-show.
08/07/2013
01:51
Hollywood Heroes
The Colbert Report
S9
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
08/08/2013
05:11
Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon
The Colbert Report
S9
Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
08/08/2013
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