The Colbert Report

Nicholas Wade

Season 4 • 12/04/2008

Nicholas Wade wants to recreate all the creatures of the last ice age.

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00:11

The End, Not the Beginning
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Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
03:14

NASA Spider Escapes
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If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
04:31

Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
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Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
00:36

Intro - 12/3/08
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The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
12/03/2008
06:10

Barbara Walters
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Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
12/03/2008
00:15

Returning Monday
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The show will return Monday, or will it?
12/04/2008
04:51

Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition
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The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
12/04/2008
00:35

Intro - 12/4/08
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A new report predicts a biological attack within the next five years. That report sponsored by the Duct Tape Council.
12/04/2008
03:49

Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats Kanye
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Stephen's album beats Kanye's on iTunes.
12/04/2008
05:21

Pakistani Threat - Bob Graham
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Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm.
12/04/2008
05:14

Nicholas Wade
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Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
12/04/2008
05:56

Geoffrey Canada
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Geoffrey Canada wants poor parents to raise smart children so they can become competitive in America.
12/08/2008
04:55

The Word - Season of Giving
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It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
12/08/2008
02:27

Bush Kisses Streisand
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George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
12/08/2008
00:31

Intro - 12/8/08
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The auto industry gets a bailout with no money down!
12/08/2008
04:45

Barry & the Stump
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Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel are evidently still hosting their morning drive time radio zoo.
12/08/2008
00:27

Stephen on Conan
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Stephen has 30 minutes to film a movie to promote.
12/08/2008
00:18

Nixon Angel
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Stephen finishes trimming the Nixmas tree with a Nixon angel.
12/09/2008
05:41

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited
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Tek Jansen starts his physical conditioning at Alpha Squad Academy.
12/09/2008
06:17

Charlie Kaufman
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Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
12/09/2008
02:28

Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested
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Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk.
12/09/2008
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