The Colbert Report

John Podesta

Season 5 • 01/29/2009

John Podesta says Barack Obama is following in the great tradition of progressivism.

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Call 1-877-SEAN-930

If you're offended by Holocaust deniers call 1-877-SEAN-930.
01/28/2009
00:34

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Intro - 1/28/09

The House passes the $800 billion stimulus plan. China, could we interest you in a slightly used Oregon?
01/28/2009
01:43

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Exclusive - Better Know a Beatle - Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney explains how to hunt vegetables.
01/28/2009
05:57

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Denis Dutton

Denis Dutton says art is a tool for propagating.
01/28/2009
05:51

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Countdown to Atomic Disaster - The Wing-Ageddon

Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings is like making love without a plate of chicken wings.
01/28/2009
00:06

The Colbert ReportS5
Goodnight Illinois Gov. Patrick Quinn

Stephen says goodnight to Illinois Governor Patrick Quinn.
01/29/2009
00:37

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Intro - 1/29/09

All 177 House Republicans say no to Obama's stimulus package. Shh! Don't tell them they don't control the House anymore.
01/29/2009
07:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Sport Report - Chicken Wing Spokesman Richard Lobb

Richard Lobb has advice for the man who has to choose between frying chicken wings and educating his kids.
01/29/2009
01:21

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Rod Blagojevich Is Impeached

Rod Blagojevich is impeached even after appearing on all the talk shows.
01/29/2009
05:24

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - The Audacity of Nope

If Republicans can't have a perfect bill to stimulate the economy, they'd rather have no economy at all.
01/29/2009
05:37

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John Podesta

John Podesta believes that in the last nine days Barack Obama has shown he can make progress.
01/29/2009
00:14

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So Long, Farewell

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
02/02/2009
04:02

The Colbert ReportS5
The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing.
02/02/2009
05:39

The Colbert ReportS5
Nailed 'Em - Amtrak Photographer

Amtrak police arrest a man because he's taking pictures for their photography contest.
02/02/2009
03:05

The Colbert ReportS5
It Could Be Worse - Iceland

Iceland is a frigid rock in the middle of nowhere that has gone bankrupt and gone gay.
02/02/2009
00:35

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Intro - 2/2/09

The government collapses in Iceland, or as it will soon be known thanks to global warming, Landland.
02/02/2009
05:35

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Dan Zaccagnino

Stephen is angry with Dan Zaccagnino for allowing Indaba Music users to remix his interview.
02/02/2009
07:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
02/03/2009
00:14

The Colbert ReportS5
All the Show We Have Time For

Fortunately, it's also all the time we have show for.
02/03/2009
04:13

The Colbert ReportS5
Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition

If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die.
02/03/2009
02:35

The Colbert ReportS5
Tom Daschle Steps Down

If this were the Bush administration, Tom Daschle would have never stepped down -- not without a medal of freedom.
02/03/2009
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