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The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/11/10
Season 6 • 05/11/2010
Can conservatives derail the nomination of Elena Kagan, or are they "Borking" up the wrong tree?
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07:07
Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman
The Colbert Report
S6
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
05/10/2010
04:47
Oil Containment Solution Randomizer
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
05/10/2010
00:35
Intro - 5/10/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
05/10/2010
05:01
Gary Johnson
The Colbert Report
S6
Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
05/10/2010
02:27
House Returns the Favor
The Colbert Report
S6
Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
05/10/2010
02:59
Australian Sperm Shortage
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
05/11/2010
00:04
Sign Off - WristStrong Arm
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
05/11/2010
02:49
Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets
The Colbert Report
S6
Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
05/11/2010
05:14
Hampton Sides
The Colbert Report
S6
Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
05/11/2010
08:32
Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick
The Colbert Report
S6
Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
05/11/2010
00:35
Intro - 5/11/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
05/11/2010
05:16
ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls
The Colbert Report
S6
Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
05/12/2010
01:54
Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
05/12/2010
00:39
Intro - 5/12/10
The Colbert Report
S6
The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
05/12/2010
06:52
Deepak Chopra
The Colbert Report
S6
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
05/12/2010
00:04
Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher Shooting
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
05/12/2010
05:07
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs
The Colbert Report
S6
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
05/12/2010
00:36
Intro - 5/13/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
05/13/2010
00:12
Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief
The Colbert Report
S6
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
05/13/2010
03:33
The Hold Steady
The Colbert Report
S6
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
05/13/2010
04:22
Confirming Elena
The Colbert Report
S6
The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
05/13/2010
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