The Colbert Report

The Andromeda Strain

Season 4 • 06/05/2008

Stephen is the predominant post-disaster pundit.

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Intro - 6/3/08

Is Al Qaeda running out of steam? And if so, what's powering Bin Laden's dialysis machine?
06/03/2008
07:46

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Libertarian Party - Bob Barr

Stephen asks Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr if he's afraid the government will make him register his moustache.
06/04/2008
01:46

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The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 2

On January 18, 2007, William Jefferson O'Reilly was interviewed for seven minutes, but only five of those minutes made it to air.
06/04/2008
05:44

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Salman Rushdie

Salman Rushdie tells Stephen why playing Helen Hunt's gynecologist appealed to him.
06/04/2008
03:48

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John McCain's Green Screen Challenge

By speaking in front of a green screen, John McCain issues a bold challenge to Americans to make him seem interesting.
06/04/2008
00:33

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 6/4/08

The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
06/04/2008
00:31

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Intro - 6/5/08

Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
06/05/2008
04:20

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The Word - Oh, The Places You'll Stay

Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
06/05/2008
06:21

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Pat Buchanan

Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
06/05/2008
06:31

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Sport Report - Mike Forrester

Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
06/05/2008
01:38

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The Andromeda Strain

Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
06/05/2008
05:32

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ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents

John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
06/09/2008
00:34

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Intro - 6/9/08

Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
06/09/2008
04:29

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The Word - If At First You Don't Secede

Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
06/09/2008
02:58

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Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes

Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
06/09/2008
06:13

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Philip Weiss

Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
06/09/2008
02:33

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Tickling the Rocks

Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
06/10/2008
03:48

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The Elitist Menace Among Us

Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
06/10/2008
05:38

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Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme

The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
06/10/2008
00:56

The Colbert ReportS4
New Giant iPhone

Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
06/10/2008
06:36

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Alan Rabinowitz

Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
06/10/2008
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