The Colbert Report
The Andromeda Strain
Season 4 • 06/05/2008
Stephen is the predominant post-disaster pundit.
Intro - 6/3/08The Colbert ReportS4
Is Al Qaeda running out of steam? And if so, what's powering Bin Laden's dialysis machine?
Libertarian Party - Bob BarrThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr if he's afraid the government will make him register his moustache.
The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS4
On January 18, 2007, William Jefferson O'Reilly was interviewed for seven minutes, but only five of those minutes made it to air.
Salman RushdieThe Colbert ReportS4
Salman Rushdie tells Stephen why playing Helen Hunt's gynecologist appealed to him.
John McCain's Green Screen ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS4
By speaking in front of a green screen, John McCain issues a bold challenge to Americans to make him seem interesting.
Intro - 6/4/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
Intro - 6/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
The Word - Oh, The Places You'll StayThe Colbert ReportS4
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
Pat BuchananThe Colbert ReportS4
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
Sport Report - Mike ForresterThe Colbert ReportS4
Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
The Andromeda StrainThe Colbert ReportS4
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
ThreatDown - Secret Negro PresidentsThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
Intro - 6/9/08The Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
The Word - If At First You Don't SecedeThe Colbert ReportS4
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
Democralypse Now - Hillary ConcedesThe Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
Philip WeissThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
Tickling the RocksThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
The Elitist Menace Among UsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey ThemeThe Colbert ReportS4
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
New Giant iPhoneThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
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