The Colbert Report
The Andromeda Strain
Season 4 • 06/05/2008
Stephen is the predominant post-disaster pundit.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/3/08
Is Al Qaeda running out of steam? And if so, what's powering Bin Laden's dialysis machine?
The Colbert ReportS4 Libertarian Party - Bob Barr
Stephen asks Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr if he's afraid the government will make him register his moustache.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 2
On January 18, 2007, William Jefferson O'Reilly was interviewed for seven minutes, but only five of those minutes made it to air.
The Colbert ReportS4 Salman Rushdie
Salman Rushdie tells Stephen why playing Helen Hunt's gynecologist appealed to him.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain's Green Screen Challenge
By speaking in front of a green screen, John McCain issues a bold challenge to Americans to make him seem interesting.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/4/08
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/5/08
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Oh, The Places You'll Stay
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
The Colbert ReportS4 Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sport Report - Mike Forrester
Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Andromeda Strain
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/9/08
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Philip Weiss
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tickling the Rocks
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Elitist Menace Among Us
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
The Colbert ReportS4 Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
The Colbert ReportS4 New Giant iPhone
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
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