The Colbert Report
The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust
Season 8 • 04/19/2012
U.S. Customs and Border Protection makes the largest bologna bust in over a decade.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight Kiss
Stephen concludes The Report with a kiss.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/18/12
Sex education comes under scrutiny, survivalists create survival lists, and guest Arianna Huffington might share her interview on The Huffington Post.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Gateway Hug
Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex.
The Colbert ReportS8 Searching for Mr. Right - Mitt Romney & Ohio's Rob Portman
Rick Santorum proves his pro-family credentials by rejecting any partnership with another man -- in this case, Mitt Romney.
The Colbert ReportS8 Alpha Dog of the Week - Cory Booker
Cory Booker races into a neighbor's burning house, demonstrating how to neuter big city budgets.
The Colbert ReportS8 Time's 2012 Top 100 Most Influential
Time Magazine includes Stephen on its "100 Most Influential People in the World" list.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/19/12
A threat sneaks in from Mexico, an unexpected "good dog" emerges, and guests Tavis Smiley and Cornel West take a poverty bus tour.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tavis Smiley & Cornel West
Tavis Smiley and Cornel West talk about their book on American poverty, "The Rich and the Rest of Us."
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Time's Top 100
Stephen flips through Time Magazine's "The 100 Most Influential People in the World" issue.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen's 4/20 Message
As expected, Stephen will not do a 4/20 show this year.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust
America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna."
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Picnic Gaffe
Mitt Romney's daily minute of spontaneity contains 59 seconds of awkwardness.
The Colbert ReportS8 Steve Doocy's Silver Spoon Subtext Reporting
Barack Obama makes a cowardly statement about Mitt Romney's wealth, made all the more cowardly by the fact that he never said it.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/23/12
Mitt Romney makes a picnic gaffe, and former Texas School Board Chairman Don McLeroy rejects evolution.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws
Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception.
The Colbert ReportS8 Don McLeroy
Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism.
The Colbert ReportS8 Magnus Carlsen
The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom.
The Colbert ReportS8 "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Maurice Sendak endorses Stephen's inspirational children's book about a pole trying to find his place in the world.
The Colbert ReportS8 Super Tuesday II: Election Boogaloo - Death Match in Hellaware
Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls.
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