The Colbert Report

Intro - 7/23/07

Season 3 • 07/23/2007

Stephen is too busy reading Harry Potter to introduce the show.

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March to Enslavement - Stephen Gets an iPhone
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After months of begging -- with dignity -- Stephen finally gets a free iPhone.
07/19/2007
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07:09

Michael Moore
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Stephen isn't comfortable sitting that close to Michael Moore.
07/19/2007
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04:27

Frank Sulloway
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Frank Sulloway's research indicates that elder siblings have a greater chance of being the smarter sibling. As the youngest of 11, Stephen takes issue with that.
07/19/2007
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Republican Candidates' Suffering
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John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" hit a few bumps in the road, most of which turned out to be former passengers.
07/19/2007
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Intro - 7/19/07
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Michael Moore criticizes health care, Stephen launches a new segment about emerging technologies, and guest Frank Sulloway wants attention from his parents.
07/19/2007
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Sign Off - Just About Out of Time
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The Report is just about out of time. Or, to be exact, it was just about out of time a moment ago.
07/23/2007
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06:01

Colbert Platinum - Private Submarines
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You've got your Lamborghini, you've got your private jet, you've got your schooner -- what should your next expensive vehicle purchase be? A submarine.
07/23/2007
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02:58

Stephen's Fountain of Youth
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When Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson appeared on The Report, he didn't just get the Colbert Bump -- his hair looked more brown than usual.
07/23/2007
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05:41

Simon Schama
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Simon Schama says the purpose of art is to unleash the floodgates of passion. Stephen says FEMA has to protect people from the flooding of his passion.
07/23/2007
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04:30

The Word - Premium Package
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Americans have basic rights, and those rights should not be denied on the basis of their color, creed, or religion -- it should be on the basis of their tax returns.
07/23/2007
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Intro - 7/23/07
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Stephen is too busy reading the newly-released final Harry Potter book to introduce the show.
07/23/2007
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06:06

Anthony Romero
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ACLU Director Anthony Romero, author of "In Defense of Our America," defends Stephen's right to burn his book.
07/24/2007
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04:08

The Word - Modest Porpoisal
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Stephen suggests that by eating endangered animals we can prevent their extinction.
07/24/2007
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04:20

Movies That Are Destroying America: Chuck and Larry
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Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
07/24/2007
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01:52

Bush's Butt
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If the Bush administration is so secretive, would they have publicly handed over power to Dick Cheney while the president got a camera stuck up his butt?
07/24/2007
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Joining the Illuminati
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Stephen tried every crazy handshake he could think of when he met President Bush.
07/24/2007
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Intro - 7/24/07
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Stephen discusses a scandal in the German zoo system, talks about the summer blockbuster season and interviews executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero.
07/24/2007
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Intro - 7/25/07
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Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman.
07/25/2007
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03:40

The Word - No Regrets
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Stephen believes that you should never regret a decision but instead get it tattooed on your forehead.
07/25/2007
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01:33

Thompson Campaign
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Stephen believes America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.
07/25/2007
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02:46

Hometown Hero Town - Bryce Canyon City
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In order to establish Colbert Report City, the show will now be taped in Utah. Go Jazz!
07/25/2007
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