The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 04/19/2004
Melissa Etheridge is optimistic about having an expensive marriage soon.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Thomas Jefferson SoupThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Thomas Jefferson could "do it" with his help, but Steve Carell gets in trouble for giving a massage to a former intern, Jessica.
Jason BatemanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jason Bateman reports that actors are constantly hired and fired, but he's not bitter.
9/11 Commission - Rice TestifiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Bush administration didn't have a plan, rather a compendium of strategic, suggestive recommendations, in a pre-implementatory mode.
Me Ain't CulpaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Clinton administration left the Bush administration with only a series of actionable items listed together on a piece of paper, not a plan.
Moment of Zen - Condoleezza RiceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Condoleezza Rice testifies before the 9/11 investigation commission regarding Osama Bin Laden.
Headlines - Duet of the StubbornThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush keeps the identity of the future leaders of Iraq a surprise so that Jon can find out on the morning of June 30th.
Intro - Fresh OutrageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Israel whips up a batch of fresh outrage in Palestine by killing Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi.
Moment of Zen - Bush SurpriseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush keeps the new leaders of Iraq a surprise.
Middle East in CrisisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert recounts the cycle of assassinations and threatened reprisals happening in the Middle East.
Kill DrillThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Samantha Bee travels to New Mexico, where environmentalist hunters and environmentalist gas companies duke it out to see who gets to kill the animals.
Melissa EtheridgeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Melissa Etheridge expresses an optimistic opinion that she'll be able to have a costly marriage recognized by her country very soon.
Mark RuffaloThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mark Ruffalo once got into a fight with a teamster on a film set, after he asked for water too many times.
Moment of Zen - NamasteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
The Book Stops HereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
Cross PromotionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
Do Chicks Dig Assholes?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
Plan of AttackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
Mess O'Potamia - Premature EvacuationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
Intro - Friends FinaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
Comfortably DumbThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
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