The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Melissa Etheridge

Season 8 • 04/19/2004

Melissa Etheridge is optimistic about having an expensive marriage soon.

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02:07

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Thomas Jefferson Soup
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Thomas Jefferson could "do it" with his help, but Steve Carell gets in trouble for giving a massage to a former intern, Jessica.
04/08/2004
05:07

Jason Bateman
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Jason Bateman reports that actors are constantly hired and fired, but he's not bitter.
04/08/2004
03:16

9/11 Commission - Rice Testifies
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The Bush administration didn't have a plan, rather a compendium of strategic, suggestive recommendations, in a pre-implementatory mode.
04/08/2004
08:13

Me Ain't Culpa
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The Clinton administration left the Bush administration with only a series of actionable items listed together on a piece of paper, not a plan.
04/08/2004
00:23

Moment of Zen - Condoleezza Rice
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Condoleezza Rice testifies before the 9/11 investigation commission regarding Osama Bin Laden.
04/08/2004
03:29

Headlines - Duet of the Stubborn
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President Bush keeps the identity of the future leaders of Iraq a surprise so that Jon can find out on the morning of June 30th.
04/19/2004
01:02

Intro - Fresh Outrage
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Israel whips up a batch of fresh outrage in Palestine by killing Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi.
04/19/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Bush Surprise
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President Bush keeps the new leaders of Iraq a surprise.
04/19/2004
04:19

Middle East in Crisis
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Stephen Colbert recounts the cycle of assassinations and threatened reprisals happening in the Middle East.
04/19/2004
04:41

Kill Drill
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Samantha Bee travels to New Mexico, where environmentalist hunters and environmentalist gas companies duke it out to see who gets to kill the animals.
04/19/2004
06:20

Melissa Etheridge
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Melissa Etheridge expresses an optimistic opinion that she'll be able to have a costly marriage recognized by her country very soon.
04/19/2004
04:46

Mark Ruffalo
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Mark Ruffalo once got into a fight with a teamster on a film set, after he asked for water too many times.
04/20/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Namaste
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Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
04/20/2004
07:08

The Book Stops Here
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Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
04/20/2004
03:20

Cross Promotion
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Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
04/20/2004
01:12

Do Chicks Dig Assholes?
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An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
04/20/2004
02:51

Plan of Attack
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
04/20/2004
03:01

Mess O'Potamia - Premature Evacuation
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Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
04/21/2004
01:12

Intro - Friends Finale
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It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
04/21/2004
03:59

Comfortably Dumb
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The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
04/21/2004
00:29

Moment of Zen - Rocket Man
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A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
04/21/2004
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