The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 04/19/2004
Melissa Etheridge is optimistic about having an expensive marriage soon.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Thomas Jefferson Soup
Thomas Jefferson could "do it" with his help, but Steve Carell gets in trouble for giving a massage to a former intern, Jessica.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Jason Bateman
Jason Bateman reports that actors are constantly hired and fired, but he's not bitter.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 9/11 Commission - Rice Testifies
The Bush administration didn't have a plan, rather a compendium of strategic, suggestive recommendations, in a pre-implementatory mode.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Me Ain't Culpa
The Clinton administration left the Bush administration with only a series of actionable items listed together on a piece of paper, not a plan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Condoleezza Rice
Condoleezza Rice testifies before the 9/11 investigation commission regarding Osama Bin Laden.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Duet of the Stubborn
President Bush keeps the identity of the future leaders of Iraq a surprise so that Jon can find out on the morning of June 30th.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Fresh Outrage
Israel whips up a batch of fresh outrage in Palestine by killing Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Bush Surprise
President Bush keeps the new leaders of Iraq a surprise.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Middle East in Crisis
Stephen Colbert recounts the cycle of assassinations and threatened reprisals happening in the Middle East.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Kill Drill
Samantha Bee travels to New Mexico, where environmentalist hunters and environmentalist gas companies duke it out to see who gets to kill the animals.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Melissa Etheridge
Melissa Etheridge expresses an optimistic opinion that she'll be able to have a costly marriage recognized by her country very soon.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mark Ruffalo
Mark Ruffalo once got into a fight with a teamster on a film set, after he asked for water too many times.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Namaste
Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Book Stops Here
Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Cross Promotion
Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Do Chicks Dig Assholes?
An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Plan of Attack
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Premature Evacuation
Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Friends Finale
It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Comfortably Dumb
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
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