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Leave You Wanting More
Season 5 E 32 • 03/05/2009
Stephen likes to leave you wanting more.
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00:31
The Colbert Report
S5 E31
Intro - 3/4/09
Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
03:53
The Colbert Report
S5 E31
Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord
Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
07:12
The Colbert Report
S5 E31
Doom Bunker - Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore
Stephen makes up horrific doomsday scenarios for Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore to discuss.
03/04/2009
00:03
The Colbert Report
S5 E31
Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
03/04/2009
04:07
The Colbert Report
S5 E31
Doom Bunker - Glenn Beck's "War Room"
Stephen encourages Glenn Beck to crank up the crazy and rip off the knob.
03/04/2009
01:24
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Obama's Swing Set
Stephen has to respect Barack Obama for putting together a swing set on the South Lawn.
03/05/2009
05:28
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Steven Johnson
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
03/05/2009
00:26
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Intro - 3/5/09
The Obama administration goes after pundits. John King, set your magic screen to stun.
03/05/2009
04:44
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh doesn't care what the Constitution says, which is proof that he is the true leader of the Republican Party.
03/05/2009
07:50
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Market Psychology - Jim Cramer
Jim Cramer discusses the psychology of the open market with a backdrop of puppies and kittens.
03/05/2009
00:10
The Colbert Report
S5 E32
Leave You Wanting More
Stephen likes to leave you wanting more.
03/05/2009
06:38
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
Representative Cynthia Lummis judges a selection of Stephen's meats.
03/09/2009
05:59
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
The Word - Locked and Loathed
Stephen longs for a day when gun owners no longer have to hide their relationships with their concealed weapons.
03/09/2009
03:16
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Lisa Hannigan - "I Don't Know"
Lisa Hannigan performs "I Don't Know" from her album "Sea Sew."
03/09/2009
00:42
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
Stephen asks Cynthia Lummis what Wyoming's black guy is like.
03/09/2009
00:27
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Intro - 3/9/09
If Stacy drugged Rex's drink, who is going to perform Felicia's brain surgery?
03/09/2009
00:08
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Sleep Tight, Abraham
Sleep tight, Abraham. You've got a big day tomorrow.
03/09/2009
01:47
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
Lisa Hannigan
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
03/09/2009
01:32
The Colbert Report
S5 E33
New Baby Abraham Carter Grosz
Any script, teleplay or offspring generated by an employee of The Colbert Report is the intellectual property of Stephen Colbert.
03/09/2009
00:15
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Sick Three-Way
Stephen is an unwilling party to your sick three-way, and he'll see you in court.
03/10/2009
04:57
The Colbert Report
S5 E34
Jay Keasling
Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.
03/10/2009
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