The Colbert Report

Leave You Wanting More

Season 5 • 03/05/2009

Stephen leaves you wanting more.

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Intro - 3/4/09

Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
03:53

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Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord

Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
07:12

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Doom Bunker - Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore

Stephen makes up horrific doomsday scenarios for Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore to discuss.
03/04/2009
00:03

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Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody.
03/04/2009
04:07

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Doom Bunker - Glenn Beck's "War Room"

Stephen encourages Glenn Beck to crank up the crazy and rip off the knob.
03/04/2009
01:24

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Obama's Swing Set

Stephen has to respect Barack Obama for putting together a swing set on the South Lawn.
03/05/2009
05:28

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Steven Johnson

Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
03/05/2009
00:26

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Intro - 3/5/09

The Obama administration goes after pundits. John King, set your magic screen to stun.
03/05/2009
04:44

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Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh doesn't care what the Constitution says, which is proof that he is the true leader of the Republican Party.
03/05/2009
07:50

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Market Psychology - Jim Cramer

Jim Cramer discusses the psychology of the open market with a backdrop of puppies and kittens.
03/05/2009
00:10

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Leave You Wanting More

Stephen likes to leave you wanting more.
03/05/2009
06:38

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Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis

Representative Cynthia Lummis judges a selection of Stephen's meats.
03/09/2009
05:59

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The Word - Locked and Loathed

Stephen longs for a day when gun owners no longer have to hide their relationships with their concealed weapons.
03/09/2009
00:42

The Colbert ReportS5
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis

Stephen asks Cynthia Lummis what Wyoming's black guy is like.
03/09/2009
00:27

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Intro - 3/9/09

If Stacy drugged Rex's drink, who is going to perform Felicia's brain surgery?
03/09/2009
00:08

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Sleep Tight, Abraham

Sleep tight, Abraham. You've got a big day tomorrow.
03/09/2009
01:47

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Lisa Hannigan

Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
03/09/2009
01:32

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New Baby Abraham Carter Grosz

Any script, teleplay or offspring generated by an employee of The Colbert Report is the intellectual property of Stephen Colbert.
03/09/2009
00:15

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Sick Three-Way

Stephen is an unwilling party to your sick three-way, and he'll see you in court.
03/10/2009
04:57

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Jay Keasling

Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.
03/10/2009
06:46

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Space Module: Colbert - William Gerstenmaier

Stephen asks William Gerstenmaier to commit to naming the space module "Colbert," if he wins the online vote.
03/10/2009
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