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What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up
Season 3 E 4 • 01/11/2007
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
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Tip/Wag - Science and Technology
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Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
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S3 E4
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
01/11/2007
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S3 E5
The Word - Victory!
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S3 E5
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Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
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Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
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A Man's Touch
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