The Colbert Report
Green Screen Challenge - John McCain's Acceptance Speech
Season 4 • 09/05/2008
Make John McCain's acceptance speech less boring than watching paint dry.
Intro - 9/4/08The Colbert ReportS4
Hockey mom Sarah Palin delivers a rousing speech at the Republican convention, though she was given five minutes for high-sticking.
Adam BrickleyThe Colbert ReportS4
Adam Brickley explains how he influenced the direction of American politics from his mom's house.
Flight out of AtlantaThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen Colbert cuts it short to make his flight out of Atlanta.
Tip/Wag - RNC EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
Cindy McCain's dress is clearly influenced by Stephen's John McCain Green Screen Challenge.
Stuck in Atlanta AirportThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen misses John McCain's acceptance speech because he's stuck in the Atlanta airport.
Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland UpdateThe Colbert ReportS4
Lynn Westmoreland not remembering the Ten Commandments isn't the most embarrassing thing he's ever done.
David PatersonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks David Paterson how he can be nice and successful in politics.
Green Screen Challenge - Go NutsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's off next week, so go nuts on the footage from John McCain's acceptance speech.
Intro - 9/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain accepts the nomination -- looks like he called the Republicans' bluff.
Stephen Missed the ConventionThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen may have missed the last night of the Republican National Convention, but it's not too late for a balloon drop.
Green Screen Challenge - John McCain's Acceptance SpeechThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain accepts the presidential nomination in front of a green screen so we, the heroes, can make him seem more young and vital by comparison.
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A supermodel statue is more emotionally expressive and it only eats slightly more than a real supermodel.
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The press is treating John McCain unfairly. They're showing pictures of him without Sarah Palin.
Peter J. GomesThe Colbert ReportS4
Peter J. Gomes believes Christian churches today are not engines of change, but engines of conservatism.
The Word - How Dare You?The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain and Sarah Palin are not only saying they won't give answers, they're saying you can't ask questions.
Colbert Shopping NetworkThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's unautographed photo of Rick Springfield downloaded from the Internet can be yours for the low price of $350,000.
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Stephen got a call from the network, and he's been picked up for another episode.
Thirty MinutesThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has got to work on making the show shorter.
Intro - 9/16/08The Colbert ReportS4
A sex scandal rocks the Department of the Interior, but from what Stephen understands, they were rocking each other's interiors.
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Consumer advocate Tyson Slocum says the oil companies are standing in the way of America getting off its addiction to oil.
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