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Intro - 5/5/10
Season 6 • 05/05/2010
Hopefully your Mexican gardener will protect you from the enemy in your backyard.
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03:30
Stephen Hawking Is Such an A-Hole - Time Travel
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen "Hef on Wheels" Hawking wouldn't go back in time to kill Hitler or save Jesus -- he'd tag Marilyn Monroe in her prime.
05/04/2010
05:50
Mark Moffett
The Colbert Report
S6
Mark Moffett describes the elaborate social structures of ants that include market economies and nationalism.
05/04/2010
05:12
The Word - Flight Risk
The Colbert Report
S6
Michael J. Fox interrupts Stephen so they can talk about his new book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
05/04/2010
00:32
Intro - 5/4/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Authorities capture the attempted Times Square bombing suspect, and Mark Moffett says humans have a lot in common with ants.
05/04/2010
00:34
Sign Off - Michael J. Fox Gets Locked In
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen wishes he had time to talk to Michael J. Fox about his book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future."
05/04/2010
00:16
Sign Off - Dancing With Julian
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
05/05/2010
05:26
Dave Isay
The Colbert Report
S6
Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
05/05/2010
05:38
The Enemy Within - Backyard Clothesline
The Colbert Report
S6
Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
05/05/2010
03:07
Alpha Dog of the Week - George Rekers
The Colbert Report
S6
Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
05/05/2010
03:52
Nashville Flood Wakeboarder
The Colbert Report
S6
The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
05/05/2010
00:34
Intro - 5/5/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
05/05/2010
05:24
Stewart Brand
The Colbert Report
S6
Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
05/06/2010
01:35
White People Prayer Gap
The Colbert Report
S6
Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
05/06/2010
05:51
British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan
The Colbert Report
S6
As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
05/06/2010
06:32
Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie Edition
The Colbert Report
S6
"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
05/06/2010
00:06
Sign Off - The USA Today
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
05/06/2010
00:02
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S6
That's it for The Report, everybody.
05/10/2010
07:07
Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman
The Colbert Report
S6
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
05/10/2010
04:47
Oil Containment Solution Randomizer
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
05/10/2010
00:35
Intro - 5/10/10
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
05/10/2010
05:01
Gary Johnson
The Colbert Report
S6
Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
05/10/2010
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