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Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids

Season 5 • 06/18/2009

Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.

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The Word - Bohemian Grove

A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
06/17/2009
03:16

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio Berlusconi

Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
06/17/2009
01:55

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Murder in the White House - Fly Widow Interview

Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
06/17/2009
00:18

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Sign Off - Aloha, Idaho

Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
06/17/2009
06:03

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Joshua Micah Marshall

Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
06/17/2009
04:52

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ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby

Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
06/18/2009
00:30

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Intro - 6/18/09

Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
06/18/2009
04:55

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Paul Muldoon

Paul Muldoon and Stephen recite "Tea" together to help it become the number one poem in America.
06/18/2009
00:14

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Sign Off - Law & Order Preview

Stephen thanks Jeff Goldblum for stopping by and reveals a little preview of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
06/18/2009
03:52

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Murder in the White House - Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum demands an apology from Barack Obama for his brutal act of violence against a fly.
06/18/2009
05:25

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Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids

President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
06/18/2009
00:18

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Sign Off - Stephen Suffers, Too

Once the audience leaves, Stephen waits in the chair till the next show starts.
06/22/2009
00:24

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Intro - 6/22/09

Stephen suggests punching randomly until we find the enemy among us, and Simon Schama writes a history of the future of America.
06/22/2009
02:03

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The Smell of Freedom - Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum stands up for Zicam because nobody can take away the sweet smell of freedom.
06/22/2009
06:45

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Simon Schama

Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest.
06/22/2009
04:39

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The Enemy Within - Cane Fu

Like a danger pig rooting out fear truffles, Stephen profiles Mark Shuey, creator of the Cane Fu combat system turning America's seniors into killing machines.
06/22/2009
05:08

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Zicam Recall

Stephen doesn't understand why the FDA would crack down on an unregulated heavy metal that you spray in your nose and can cause permanent damage.
06/22/2009
02:14

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America's Health Plan-Demic

The House Republicans' health care reform plan is practical in that it's practically three pages long and has no numbers.
06/23/2009
04:16

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Governor Alert - The Search for Mark Sanford

As his first act as governor of South Carolina, Stephen calls off the search for Mark Sanford.
06/23/2009
03:07

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Barack Obama's Response to Iran

Critics call for President Obama to get involved in the Iranian elections, boldly and loudly, with the fist of the Statue of Liberty.
06/23/2009
04:21

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America's Health Plan-Demic - Howard Dean

Howard Dean believes the American government can pay for a public health insurance option because it will generate more jobs.
06/23/2009
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