The Colbert Report
Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly
Season 2 • 06/27/2006
Stephen prefers "Strangers with Candy" to "A Scanner Darkly" for whatever reason.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/26/06
Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Hot Planet
The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Highlights Magazine
Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
The Colbert ReportS2 Medal of Audacity
Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Buffett Hires Gates
Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
The Colbert ReportS2 Flammo McBurny
Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
The Colbert ReportS2 Greatest Conservative Rock Songs
Bruce Springsteen angers Stephen by refusing to exclude Soledad O'Brien's present company.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Rubber Mop
Stephen shoos his audience out of the studio in favor of some limey bastard with a rubber mop.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/27/06
Stephen gets ready for a ball-to-ball interview with Chris Matthews.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cold, Dead Fingers
Stephen is frightened by the echo of a ricochet of a shadow of a chance that his recreational hunting might be taken away.
The Colbert ReportS2 Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner Darkly
Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
The Colbert ReportS2 Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Superman
The New York Times wants you and your family dead -- they could learn a thing or two from Superman.
The Colbert ReportS2 Robert Baer
Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Smoking Side Dish
Stephen will send a t-shirt to anyone who sends him a photo of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
The Colbert ReportS2 American Flags
If Congress can't protect our flags from desecration, we're going to have to teach our flags to defend themselves.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/28/06
Stephen reports on The New York Times, enlists citizens to cover the news, and interviews former CIA agent Robert Baer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Mr. Potato Head
Stephen urges viewers to keep sending in pictures of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Citizens in Action - Fondue It Yourself
Stephen has created his own core of citizen journalists who will report on the concerns of real Americans like you.
The Colbert ReportS2 The President's BFF
President Bush and Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi are BFFs. Following their lead, Stephen makes his own Japanese friend.
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