The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Jon's Absence
Season 5 • 04/09/2001
Jon consulted with his good friend Vicodin for two weeks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Days of Tundra
The Inuit language contains a few dozen terms for snow, countless words to describe indigenous species and, now, several hundred ways to say "we're screwed."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Analogy
Stephen Colbert draws an analogy between a tense international incident between the U.S. and China and two teenage girls who got sprayed with poop.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Dick Cheney's Butcher
Dick Cheney claims to be a paragon of health on "Meet the Press."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Interview
Steve Carell interrupts Jon, who suspects he secretly wants to do the interview.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Toss to Commerical
Steve Carell thinks Jon could find a better way to toss to commercial.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 4/9/01
Jon revisits tonight's top story on teenage girls sprayed with poop.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Zagat
A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets, while Steve Carell thinks he'd like to try and host the show again.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Paul Reubens
Paul Reubens talks about playing a bisexual Marine coke dealer in the movie "Blow."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Unthinkable Loss and Spirit-Crushing Sadness
Tragedy strikes Muskegon, MI when resident Bob Richardson loses his coat.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Yo! MTV Craps
Two 13-year-old girls sue MTV for spraying them with diluted fecal matter during a taping of "Dude, This Sucks."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - Jon's Absence
Jon offers a few explanations for his two-week long absence from The Daily Show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - FCC Regulations
Mo Rocca is very annoyed to have lost his toilet rap.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Bob Costas
Bob Costas and Jon talk about Vince McMahon style morality plays and baseball.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 We Love Showbiz - Material Mom
Steve Carell and Nancy Walls take a look at Hollywood couples, Madonna's maternal qualities and what Pat O'Brien is up to.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Porn to Run
Rob Black knows that the capital of Los Angeles is Sacramento and can name ten terms for a vagina.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Shock Block
Ripple effects of landmark 1994 Supreme Court case FCC v. Sergeant Vagina Face are being felt on the airwaves.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Worth Case Scenario
In the new Bush budget, no child will be left behind in admiring the Pentagon's new missile system.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 DeGeneres - Budget Misallocation
Vance DeGeneres uses an ancient Burmese art of calculation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Asian Gracefully - Apology
Mo Rocca translates the United States' apology to China.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Britney Spears
Britney Spears doesn't know her mic is on.
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