The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

You're Welcome - Church Scandal Prevention

Season 15 • 04/14/2010

To prevent scandals, the Catholic Church should replace altar boys with chimps.

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08:54

Old Man Retires
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Dash Worthington calls Justice Stevens a quitter for retiring from his lifetime appointment after only 35 years on the bench.
04/12/2010
06:29

Bryan Cranston
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Bryan Cranston promotes his new title, "My Life's a Meth" and describes the horrors of crystal meth.
04/12/2010
06:10

That's Tariffic
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The media attacks the poor and elderly for not paying federal income taxes, but the U.S. government doesn't see a cent of Exxon's $35 billion profit.
04/13/2010
00:24

Moment of Zen - Naked Skier Needs Vaseline
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Brian Kilmeade thinks a skier dangling naked from a chairlift could get a Vaseline sponsor.
04/13/2010
02:57

BJ Penn Takes Down Brian Kilmeade
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Sacha Baron Cohen planned to put his balls in Eminem's face, but BJ Penn wrestling Brian Kilmeade was God's will.
04/13/2010
06:42

Rachel Maddow
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Rachel Maddow wants everybody to agree on two rules: don't lie and don't threaten to shoot people.
04/13/2010
03:29

Clash of the Teatans
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Tea Partiers have to get away from the Republicans if they want their Hitler-Obama signs taken seriously.
04/13/2010
06:36

Richard Burt
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Richard Burt likes the nuclear arms reduction treaty on the table between Medvedev and Obama, but it's only a first step.
04/14/2010
05:52

A Farewell to Arms
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Fox News wants you to decide if the Nuclear Security Summit logo looks similar to the flags representing Muslim nations.
04/14/2010
00:20

Moment of Zen - Obama Is a Thinker
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According to Dmitry Medvedev, the thing that distinguishes Barack Obama from other people is that he's a thinker.
04/14/2010
07:28

You're Welcome - Church Scandal Prevention
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The Catholic Church can prevent scandals by replacing altar boys with chimps and by killing the sexy mood with Febreze.
04/14/2010
07:50

Tea America
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Instead of reporting on facts and tax policy, Wyatt Cenac searches for the racist, homophobic members of the Tea Party movement.
04/15/2010
07:50

Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan knows he's A-list because he went to Burger King and got an extra Whopper with cheese, two apple pies and a wink.
04/15/2010
04:55

He's Come Ungunned
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Samantha Bee gets an ex-con, an ex-loan shark and a Republican spin doctor to track down Bo Dietl's stolen guns.
04/15/2010
00:11

Moment of Zen - Boston Tea Party
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An MSNBC reporter recalls a Tea Party rally sign that read: "I can see November from my house."
04/15/2010
07:47

These F@#king Guys - Goldman Sachs
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The Republicans respond to the Goldman Sachs fraud charges by announcing they'll filibuster any financial system regulation.
04/19/2010
06:59

John Dingell
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John Dingell discusses the Republican fight against the health care reform bill and Wall Street regulation.
04/19/2010
00:22

Moment of Zen - Goldman Sachs Fraud Analogies
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The cable news networks use analogies to describe the fraud allegations against Goldman Sachs.
04/19/2010
01:46

Theater Reviewers From The New Yorker
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The audience members want to know why the lights aren't on all the time and why it's not raining in the studio.
04/19/2010
03:38

Volcanolypse 2010
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The volcano in Iceland is a major disaster, and yet the media has been disappointingly lackluster with its news graphics.
04/19/2010
05:17

John O'Hara Pt. 2
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John O'Hara explains that a big misconception about the Tea Party movement is that it's anti-government.
04/20/2010
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