The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/16/07
Season 3 • 08/16/2007
Iowa is jut 10 years away from lever voting technology.
Sign Off - Doctor's OrdersThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
Jewish Colbert AncestryThe Colbert ReportS3
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
Michael WallisThe Colbert ReportS3
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
Intro - 8/15/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
Monkey on the Lam - OliverThe Colbert ReportS3
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
Markos MoulitsasThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
Andrew KeenThe Colbert ReportS3
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
Mike HuckabeeThe Colbert ReportS3
Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
Cheating Death - Gene TherapyThe Colbert ReportS3
Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
Colbert-Branson TrainwreckThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
Intro - 8/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
WristStrong BraceletsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
The Word - Made in IraqThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
Intro - 8/20/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
Nathan SawayaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
Nailed 'Em - Northern BorderThe Colbert ReportS3
The northern border patrol is working at keeping out Canadian drug fiends.
Formidable Opponent - TerrorismThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen debates the only man he's sure is not in Al Qaeda: Stephen Colbert.
Smokin' Pole - Global WarmingThe Colbert ReportS3
Some people are doing something about global warming: they are racing to exploit it.
The Word - Self-DeterminationThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen supports the self-determination of corporations to live their own online fantasies.
Michael ShermerThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Michael Shermer, author of "Why Darwin Matters," says we're just as gullible as previous generations.
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