The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Indecision 2008 - Clinton's Primary Message
Season 13 • 04/23/2008
Voters are as essential as the pile of toast next to the juice in a Fruity Pebbles commercial.
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John Waters really wanted to be a juvenile delinquent, but his go cart and bad hair life got in the way.
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Jon is not prepared to call Hillary Clinton "Hill-Rod," smell what Obama's cooking nor fend off the McCainiacs.
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There's a lot of responsibility when you bump as hard as Stephen bumps.
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President Bush doesn't want to hear America's backseat driving in this war on terror -- and keep your hands off the radio.
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The WWE pits Clinton and Obama impersonators against each other in the ring.
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Samantha Bee and Larry Wilmore ask which America needs more: a president with a vagina or a president on its ass?
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Fox News anchors agree that the Pennsylvania primary has failed to settle the Democratic nomination.
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The inconclusive primary results devastated the media, whose depression gave way to increasingly violent thoughts.
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Jason Jones and John Oliver attempt to care about Philadelphians in local taverns, local bowling alleys with attached taverns and diners with liquor licenses.
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Author and journalist Howard Fineman talks about the upcoming once-in-a-lifetime 2008 election and the media's focus on "the heartland."
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Senator Clinton would already have the nomination locked up if only the Democratic nominating process were conducted hypothetically.
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John McCain discusses his anti-anti-views with George Stephanopoulos.
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Why should let the process play itself out? We all know who is going to win.
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Enemy number one is mad at enemy number two because enemy number two isn't giving enemy number one credit for what they did to Enemy Number One.
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Rob Riggle's rice castle with drawbridge may seem wasteful to Aasif Mandvi, but he doesn't live beside a guy with a huge Cheez Whiz catapult.
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One adorable presidential candidate stands out for having all the right answers, even when he doesn't.
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Colin Firth enjoys all the New York City fun: taking in sights, seeing some shows and having his penis photographed.
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Penises, rice -- is there anything news can't make into a panic?
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Jon samples all the different flavors of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright's spicy sermons.
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Jon sends a message to his penis-shrinking sorcerer friends in the Congo.
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