The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - George W. Bush
Season 7 • 05/05/2003
Stephen Colbert picks George W. Bush for President a year and a half in advance.
The President AfloatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President Bush lands a jet on an aircraft carrier, signaling the end of Hostilities in Iraq.
Mask-err-aid BallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Fortunately there are one group of people who aren't panicing from the SARS scare, and surprise-surprise, they're the ones cashing in on it.
Pillage PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Any American caught stealing anything in Iraq that cannot be poured into a Lexus faces serious consequences.
Famke JanssenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Famke Janssen discuses her new movie, X2: X-Men United, SARS, and her nomadic dog.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Who's WhoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms reports from the Democratic debates on the impressions made by handsome guy and that red-haired guy with the long face.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Creepy Smile-OffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Howard Dean beats John Kerry by an eye bug in a creepy smile-off during a Democratic debate.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - RoastThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
George Stephanopoulos whips out a few zingers about Dick Gephardt's eyebrows in the roast portion of the Democratic debates.
Mark Your Calendar - MayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Mo Rocca looks ahead to Mother's Day with a plug of his new book, "Mo Has Seven Mommies."
Chris MatthewsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Chris Matthews explains the reason MSNBC is going crazy.
Moment of Zen - Creepy Smile-OffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Howard Dean and John Kerry renew their creepy smile-off.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - George W. BushThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Based on the performance of the nine Democratic candidates for President, Stephen Colbert awards the 2004 election to George W. Bush.
Whaaaa? - United Colors of BennettThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Kudos to William Bennett for not apologizing for his human frailty to morality policemen like William Bennett.
Casualties of PeaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
During one awesome weekend, people shot Saddam, some of them flipped him off, some just squeezed paintballs and dished out more money.
Preview - 5/7/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Tomorrow night, Stephen Colbert explores the ongoing exploitation of white people in Hollywood.
Caroline Kennedy Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Caroline Kennedy wishes she would have included more pop culture in her new book, "A Patriot's Handbook."
Moment of Zen - Saddam VocalsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Saddam Hussein clears his throat and gives a little snort before a speech.
Caroline Kennedy Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Caroline Kennedy talks about her new book, "A Patriot's Handbook," and the importance of freedom of speech.
The Great Hussein RobberyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Qusay Hussein steals $1 billion in cash from Iraq's central bank and coalition forces bag Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash, aka Mrs. Anthrax.
Carnival CruiseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A cruise ship returns from its trip to Bermuda, and Stephen Colbert is there to greet it.
Saddam Space MessageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Saddam steals a billion dollars from his country on the eve of the war, and yet all he can afford to make his tape is a 4-track.
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