The Colbert Report
The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
Season 4 • 06/09/2008
Putting up a Confederate flag actually fights discrimination against flags.
Intro - 6/4/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
Intro - 6/5/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
The Word - Oh, The Places You'll StayThe Colbert ReportS4
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
The Andromeda StrainThe Colbert ReportS4
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
Pat BuchananThe Colbert ReportS4
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
Sport Report - Mike ForresterThe Colbert ReportS4
Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
ThreatDown - Secret Negro PresidentsThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
Intro - 6/9/08The Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
Democralypse Now - Hillary ConcedesThe Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
Philip WeissThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
The Word - If At First You Don't SecedeThe Colbert ReportS4
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
Tickling the RocksThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
The Elitist Menace Among UsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey ThemeThe Colbert ReportS4
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
New Giant iPhoneThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
Alan RabinowitzThe Colbert ReportS4
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
Intro - 6/10/08The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
David HajduThe Colbert ReportS4
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
The Word - U.S. AirweighsThe Colbert ReportS4
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
Un-American News - U.S. Election EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
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