The Colbert Report
The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
Season 4 • 06/09/2008
Putting up a Confederate flag actually fights discrimination against flags.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/4/08
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/5/08
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Oh, The Places You'll Stay
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Andromeda Strain
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
The Colbert ReportS4 Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sport Report - Mike Forrester
Mike Forrester is the man who will bring the Timbersports trophy back to the country that invented recreational deforestation.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents
John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/9/08
Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes
Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Philip Weiss
Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - If At First You Don't Secede
Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tickling the Rocks
Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Elitist Menace Among Us
Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
The Colbert ReportS4 Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme
The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
The Colbert ReportS4 New Giant iPhone
Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
The Colbert ReportS4 Alan Rabinowitz
Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/10/08
Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Hajdu
David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - U.S. Airweighs
It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
The Colbert ReportS4 Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition
Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
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