The Colbert Report
The Mega Millions Lottery
Season 8 • 03/29/2012
Stephen learns helpful lottery-winning tips from "Good Morning America."
The Colbert ReportS8 The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare - Emily Bazelon
Luckily, Emily Bazelon wasn't arguing for Obamacare's individual mandate in the Supreme Court, because she might have won.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare
The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter."
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight Snack
Stephen says goodnight and pours himself a bowl of cereal.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mark Ruffalo
Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack
Stephen says goodnight brandishing the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 3/29/12
Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Texan Supporters & Super Fun Pack
Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Offers Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack
Stephen finds a way for colleges across the nation to have their own Colbert Super PAC.
The Colbert ReportS8 Peter Beinart
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney Tells a Funny Story
Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Mega Millions Lottery
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
The Colbert ReportS8 Yahweh or No Way - Christian Card Counters, Pope Benedict on Marxism & Pope Cologne
"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/2/12
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
The Colbert ReportS8 Gary Johnson
Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt
Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Beefstate Governors
Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of Presidenthood
The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California Colleges
Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
The Colbert ReportS8 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure
Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.