The Colbert Report
The Mega Millions Lottery
Season 8 • 03/29/2012
Stephen learns helpful lottery-winning tips from "Good Morning America."
The Conservative TeenThe Colbert ReportS8
Finally there's a publication for kids who are sick of doing their own thing and just want to conform to conservative ideals.
The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare - Emily BazelonThe Colbert ReportS8
Luckily, Emily Bazelon wasn't arguing for Obamacare's individual mandate in the Supreme Court, because she might have won.
The Supreme Court Weighs In on ObamacareThe Colbert ReportS8
The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter."
Sign Off - Goodnight SnackThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and pours himself a bowl of cereal.
Mark RuffaloThe Colbert ReportS8
Actor Mark Ruffalo became an anti-fracking, clean water activist after seeing the technologies' detrimental impact on communities in Pennsylvania.
Sign Off - Colbert Super PAC Super Fun PackThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight brandishing the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
Intro - 3/29/12The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel.
Colbert Super PAC - Texan Supporters & Super Fun PackThe Colbert ReportS8
Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC.
Peter BeinartThe Colbert ReportS8
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
Mitt Romney Tells a Funny StoryThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers.
The Mega Millions LotteryThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Yahweh or No Way - Christian Card Counters, Pope Benedict on Marxism & Pope CologneThe Colbert ReportS8
"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne.
Intro - 4/2/12The Colbert ReportS8
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
Gary JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS8
Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure HuntThe Colbert ReportS8
Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
The Beefstate GovernorsThe Colbert ReportS8
Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of PresidenthoodThe Colbert ReportS8
The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California CollegesThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 DisclosureThe Colbert ReportS8
Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.
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