The Colbert Report

Ron Paul

Season 7 • 04/25/2011

Ron Paul disagrees with raising the debt ceiling and doesn't believe in the income tax.

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04:51

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Colbert Super PAC - Trevor Potter

Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C.
04/14/2011
00:08

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Sign Off - iPad

Stephen signs off with his iPad.
04/14/2011
03:22

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Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC Dream

Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom.
04/14/2011
03:01

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Easter Under Attack - Egg Edition

A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs.
04/14/2011
06:47

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Caroline Kennedy

Caroline Kennedy and Stephen read poetry by W.H. Auden and Edna St. Vincent Millay.
04/14/2011
02:23

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Obama Needs Charts and Graphs

Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention.
04/14/2011
05:11

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Obama's Tax Return & Road to the Trump House

President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades.
04/25/2011
06:26

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Cheating Death - Vaxa International, Lap-Band Surgery & Restless Leg Syndrome

Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome.
04/25/2011
00:07

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Sign Off - Vacsa-Not-Masturbating

Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating.
04/25/2011
03:11

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Catholic Bender

Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender.
04/25/2011
05:19

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Ron Paul

Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax.
04/25/2011
03:56

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Mitt Romney's "Peacetime" Gaffe

Haley Barbour ends his daring presidential campaign, and Mitt Romney nails Obama on a peacetime spending binge.
04/26/2011
03:25

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Charles Manson Believes in Global Warming

Charles Manson makes the case for climate change, and Harvey Wayne Wilkes supports Obamacare and cannibalism.
04/26/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - Taser

Stephen says goodnight with his taser.
04/26/2011
05:43

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A.C. Grayling

A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over.
04/26/2011
00:31

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Intro - 4/26/11

Stephen can't hear the climate change debate over his crackling tire fire, and A.C. Grayling writes a secular Bible.
04/26/2011
03:54

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Tip/Wag - FAA, Casio Watches & Postal Service

The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty.
04/27/2011
04:14

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Anderson Cooper Goes on the Absurd-U-Chart

Anderson Cooper and his RidicuList go on the chart reserved for things that Stephen finds offensively absurd.
04/27/2011
05:34

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Ice-T

Even though Ice-T has never done drugs, Stephen wants to know where to score some pure, uncut street cred.
04/27/2011
00:34

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Intro - 4/27/11

The new danger in air travel comes with a $25 fee, MSNBC steals CNN's viewer, and Ice-T talks about his memoir.
04/27/2011
05:34

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America Needs to See Obama's Report Cards

Barack Obama releases his long-form birth certificate, but Donald Trump wants the president's Occidental records.
04/27/2011
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