The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/26/05
Season 1 • 10/26/2005
Outsourcing: is America giving away your crappy job?
ThreatDown - Anti-Bacterial SoapThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen counts down the threats from bears and eight-year-olds who kill bears.
Greg Behrendt Fields CallsThe Colbert ReportS1
Greg Behrendt and Stephen Colbert offer relationship advice over the phone.
Intro - 10/25/05The Colbert ReportS1
Tonight's episode includes the Federal Reserve, David Copperfield, bears and author Greg Behrendt.
The Word - OverratedThe Colbert ReportS1
Rosa Parks enriched our vocabulary by allowing us to call anyone who is the first person to do something the "Rosa Parks of whatever it is that person did first."
Greg BehrendtThe Colbert ReportS1
Metaphorically speaking in terms of "Sex and the City," Greg Behrendt considers himself as a Charlotte by day and Samantha by night.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS1
Astrophysics is like jazz: it's the notes they don't play that matter.
The PulseThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen comes down from his pedestal and interacts with real people like you.
The Word - PerspectiveThe Colbert ReportS1
There's nothing wrong with the number 2,000. Hell, five years ago we were celebrating it.
Tip/Wag - Public Nudity AdviceThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen offers some advice on showing skin to Lauren Hutton and reads from his new book, "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure."
OutsourcingThe Colbert ReportS1
In India, they don't fall in love -- they learn to love.
Intro - 10/26/05The Colbert ReportS1
Coming up, Stephen interviews astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Charlize Theron continues her struggle for hot women's rights.
Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney FrankThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen sits down with Congressman Barney Frank to discus life as part of a highly discriminated minority group: lefties.
Fract - The StatesThe Colbert ReportS1
Statistics show that the number of states that make up America is greater than that of Canada and Mexico combined.
Lieber - White PumpkinsThe Colbert ReportS1
Russ Lieber's hatred of white pumpkins forces Stephen to love them.
The Word - QuitterThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen calls out Harriet Miers for being this episode's word: a "quitter."
Jeff DanielsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen quizzes Jeff Daniels on the town in Michigan where he lives and talks about Easter egg hunting at Sly Stone's house.
Intro - 10/27/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and ErnestoThe Colbert ReportS1
Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
Bookshelf of Broken DreamsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
Fract - Greatest LakesThe Colbert ReportS1
America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.
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