Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Gay Robot - New Student
Season 1 • 11/02/2010
The Professor warns Gay Robot against falling in love with his students.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Gay Robot - Drunk Neighbor
Gay Robot's neighbor drunkenly accuses him of playing his music too loud and having sinful parties.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 How Do I Know You?
A husband and wife see a man they recognize at a restaurant, but have trouble placing him.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Washington Sign Company
An elderly African-American man recalls how the civil rights movement destroyed his livelihood.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Top Meth
It's down to the final three cooks and the lab is getting hot on the season finale of "Top Meth."
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 "Precious" Video Game
Motion capture for a video game based on the movie "Precious" quickly goes off the rails.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Blind Boss
A visually impaired CEO tries to hide his disability from his employees.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Merv Farenz, Voodoo Lawyer
Attorney Merv Farenz helps those afflicted with scorpion teeth, snake pubes and other common voodoo curses.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 The Time Traveler
A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Creepios
Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Survibrator
A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Gay Robot - New Student
Gay Robot's tutoring gets derailed by his attraction to one of the Professor's students.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Going Green
Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Masturbating Sniper
An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Gay Robot - Facebook Update
When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Treasure Map
The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 "Avatar" STD
Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Gay Robot - Sex Offender
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Critter Gitters
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Superman's Repayment
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 Time Capsule
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
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