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Gay Robot - New Student

Season 1 • 11/02/2010

The Professor warns Gay Robot against falling in love with his students.

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Gay Robot - Drunk Neighbor

Gay Robot's neighbor drunkenly accuses him of playing his music too loud and having sinful parties.
10/19/2010
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How Do I Know You?

A husband and wife see a man they recognize at a restaurant, but have trouble placing him.
10/19/2010
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Washington Sign Company

An elderly African-American man recalls how the civil rights movement destroyed his livelihood.
10/19/2010
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Top Meth

It's down to the final three cooks and the lab is getting hot on the season finale of "Top Meth."
10/26/2010
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"Precious" Video Game

Motion capture for a video game based on the movie "Precious" quickly goes off the rails.
10/26/2010
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Blind Boss

A visually impaired CEO tries to hide his disability from his employees.
10/26/2010
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Merv Farenz, Voodoo Lawyer

Attorney Merv Farenz helps those afflicted with scorpion teeth, snake pubes and other common voodoo curses.
10/26/2010
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The Time Traveler

A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
11/02/2010
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Creepios

Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
11/02/2010
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Survibrator

A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
11/02/2010
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Gay Robot - New Student

Gay Robot's tutoring gets derailed by his attraction to one of the Professor's students.
11/02/2010
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Going Green

Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
11/09/2010
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Masturbating Sniper

An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
11/09/2010
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Gay Robot - Facebook Update

When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
11/09/2010
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Treasure Map

The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
11/09/2010
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"Avatar" STD

Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
11/16/2010
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Gay Robot - Sex Offender

Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
11/16/2010
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Critter Gitters

Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
11/16/2010
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Superman's Repayment

Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
11/16/2010
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Time Capsule

Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
11/23/2010
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Gay Robot - Alien Abduction

Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
11/23/2010
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