The Colbert Report

Intro - 5/12/10

Season 6 • 05/12/2010

The military can overcome its problem recruiting young people if it invades fun places like Farmville.

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Sign Off - WristStrong Arm
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Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
05/11/2010
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Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets
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Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
05/11/2010
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Intro - 5/11/10
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Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
05/11/2010
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Hampton Sides
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Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
05/11/2010
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Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick
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Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
05/11/2010
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ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls
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Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
05/12/2010
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Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas
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Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
05/12/2010
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Deepak Chopra
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According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
05/12/2010
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Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher Shooting
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Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
05/12/2010
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Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATs
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An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
05/12/2010
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Intro - 5/12/10
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The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
05/12/2010
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Intro - 5/13/10
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Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
05/13/2010
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Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy Thief
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The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
05/13/2010
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The Hold Steady
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Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
05/13/2010
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Confirming Elena
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The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
05/13/2010
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Failure to Launch - Atlantis Crew
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Stephen asks the Atlantis crew for advice on how he can prepare himself for space.
06/01/2010
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
06/01/2010
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Sign Off - Water Eyeballing
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Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
06/01/2010
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Up Brit Creek
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Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
06/01/2010
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Vodka Eyeballing
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If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
06/01/2010
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Intro - 6/1/10
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Stephen finds out who's to blame for the BP oil spill and refuses to get up close and personal with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
06/01/2010
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