This Is Not Happening
Al Jackson - Guest Speaker - Uncensored
Season 3 E 3 • 10/28/2016
Al Jackson books his worst job ever: a college speech about note-taking.
This Is Not HappeningS2 E8Joey Diaz - A Santeria Prediction - Uncensored
When Joey Diaz was growing up, his mother had an arrangement with undercover cops -- until one took advantage of her and had to face karmic retribution.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E1Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - Uncensored
After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
This Is Not HappeningS3 Exclusive - Ari Shaffir - How This Is Not Happening Happened - Uncensored
Comedy Central chats with Ari Shaffir about his favorite stories from This Is Not Happening and how it evolved from a live show to a web series to a television show.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E1Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - Uncensored
When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2Lavell Crawford - White-Girl Day Camp - Uncensored
When Lavell Crawford was a kid, he went to camp, fell in love with a white girl and almost drowned because of a negligent counselor.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2Doug Stanhope - Love Triangle at the Coach & Horses - Uncensored
After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2Greg Behrendt - Dog Pills - Uncensored
Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2Exclusive - Pete Johansson - Pain Management - Uncensored
Pete Johansson remembers leafing through a pornographic magazine with his mother and explains how he coped differently with the passing of his mom and dad.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3Andrew W.K. - Cafe Wha? - Uncensored
When Andrew W.K. was a teenager, he moved to New York City to become a fashion designer, but instead, he ended up participating in a terrifying audition for a band.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3Maria Bamford - Psych Ward - Uncensored
When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3Al Jackson - Guest Speaker - Uncensored
Al Jackson accidentally says yes to a gig that turns out to be an early morning speech about note-taking and organization.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4Brian Regan - Boo Sailboat
While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4Rory Scovel - Shart Attack - Uncensored
Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit - Uncensored
The first time Ari Shaffir stayed in New York for Christmas, he was moved to do something kind for a stranger and got in a little over his head.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4Exclusive - Ryan Sickler - Cocaine Alligator - Uncensored
When Ryan Sickler was in community college, he attended a party that got out of hand when the host did too much cocaine and took out his pet alligator.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5Louie Anderson - My Brother the Safecracker - Uncensored
Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5Bonnie McFarlane - Burning Down the House - Uncensored
Bonnie McFarlane doesn't realize that her house is on fire because she's too focused on tarot cards.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5Liza Treyger - Always Getting Arrested - Uncensored
Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5Exclusive - Dave Ross - Acid Reflux - Uncensored
A dicey situation gets worse when Dave Ross invokes the ire of a gas station attendant while tripping on acid.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6Big Jay Oakerson - Virgin Holocaust - Uncensored
When Big Jay Oakerson was 17, he lost his virginity to an older woman who had mastered sex moves he just wasn't ready for.
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