The Colbert Report
Democratic Primaries Over
Season 4 • 06/03/2008
The Democratic primaries can't be over. It seems like they started only 17 months ago.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jon Paskowitz
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Media Culpa
Media, if you want to prove you did your job well in the lead-up to the Iraq war, use the same techniques that McClellan used to sell the war to you in the first place.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/2/08
Scott McClellan says the press didn't do its job in the run-up to the war. Why is he complaining? They did his job.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama's Church
Unfortunately, America can't vote for a man who doesn't even belong to a church. So Hillary it is.
The Colbert ReportS4 Colbert Platinum - Private Jets
Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fire at Universal
God must have been listening to Stephen's prayers because Universal Studios went up in flames.
The Colbert ReportS4 George Will
George Will explains conservatives understand that the government's job is to deliver the mail, defend the shores, and get out of the way.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Unhealthy Competition
The great thing about the war on terror is that if we fight it right, it can go on forever.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen's Sound Advice - Summer Jobs
Interns learn valuable job skills like getting coffee, fetching copy paper, and moisturizing a TV host.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/3/08
Is Al Qaeda running out of steam? And if so, what's powering Bin Laden's dialysis machine?
The Colbert ReportS4 Democratic Primaries Over
Stephen goes through the stages of grief now that the Democratic primaries are over.
The Colbert ReportS4 Libertarian Party - Bob Barr
Stephen asks Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr if he's afraid the government will make him register his moustache.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 2
On January 18, 2007, William Jefferson O'Reilly was interviewed for seven minutes, but only five of those minutes made it to air.
The Colbert ReportS4 Salman Rushdie
Salman Rushdie tells Stephen why playing Helen Hunt's gynecologist appealed to him.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain's Green Screen Challenge
By speaking in front of a green screen, John McCain issues a bold challenge to Americans to make him seem interesting.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/4/08
The Democratic primaries are over. Are we positive Canada doesn't get a caucus?
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/5/08
Stephen gives advice to college graduates, or at least that's his excuse for showing up at frat parties.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Oh, The Places You'll Stay
Sure, Gandhi said, ''You must be the change that you want to see in the world," but he also drank his own urine.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Andromeda Strain
Even during a fictional disaster threatening all of humanity, Stephen is number one!
The Colbert ReportS4 Pat Buchanan
Pat Buchanan believes World War II was the easiest war to avoid in all of history.
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