The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 09/11/2007
Garrison Keillor stays polite through a folksy semen commercial.
The Colbert ReportS3 Kicking the Habit
Two weeks of rehab causes Stephen to miss the whole Larry Craig scandal.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bjorn Lomborg
Bjorn Lomborg says that global warming isn't as catastrophic as people say while Stephen says it's not a problem at all.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Honor-Bound
The mere fact that Mike Huckabee mentions the word 'honor' in his debates means that it is true.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/10/07
Stephen permits his viewers to wear red, white and blue after Labor Day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cast Auction
Stephen recaps the whirlwind journey he took in getting his cast signed.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Southsourcing
Stephen likes the idea of hiring legal Mexicans to do the work that illegal Mexicans do now.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/11/07
With Garrison Keillor's impending arrival, Stephen sends out a warning to those allergic to folksiness.
The Colbert ReportS3 Katie Bruggeman - Exclusive
The ex-girlfriend of the cop that arrested Larry Craig tells all about her former paramour's preschool tendencies.
The Colbert ReportS3 Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - The Kickoff
Stephen kicks off the most comprehensive election coverage possible, half an hour a night, four nights a week.
The Colbert ReportS3 General Betray Us
The New York Times does a shabby job of turning David Petraeus' name into a putdown, but Stephen is here to help.
The Colbert ReportS3 Garrison Keillor
Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Bloomberg
Stephen interrupts New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg mid-speech to get him to sign his cast.
The Colbert ReportS3 Klein's Penance
Schools Chancellor Joel Klein admits to cheating on his interview with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Joel Klein
New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/12/07
If NYC Schools Chancellor Joel Klein visits Stephen, then who's chancelling the schools?
The Colbert ReportS3 1-888-MOPS-KEY
In the year since the last appearance of the Atone Phone, 1-888-OOPS-JEW has been taken by another company.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Re-Run
MSNBC's unedited rebroadcast of the events of 9/11 gives Stephen an idea for boosting the president's approval ratings.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One
Tek Jansen's latest adventure is his first adventure, from space dog vending to a fateful fall.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/13/07
Tonight's episode is Stephen's last show before the Emmys and he will expose the truth about Mother Teresa and interview Ed Begley Jr.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Emmys
Stephen has nothing against the other Emmy nominees -- except Jon Stewart.
You may also like5 Videos
Cursed FriendsThis Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of OfficeOut of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
South ParkS25 A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
Hot Mess HolidayDiwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.