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Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
Season 5 • 02/25/2009
Gandhi was walking around in $20,000 flip-flops.
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04:23
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S5
Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
02/24/2009
04:50
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S5
Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
02/24/2009
01:54
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S5
Mardi Gras Celebrations
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
02/24/2009
03:04
The Colbert Report
S5
1997 Flashback
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
02/24/2009
05:30
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S5
Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
02/24/2009
00:12
The Colbert Report
S5
Analog TV
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
02/25/2009
06:08
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Ablacknophobia
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
02/25/2009
05:37
The Colbert Report
S5
John Fetterman
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
02/25/2009
04:54
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S5
Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
02/25/2009
00:25
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/25/09
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
02/25/2009
02:29
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
02/25/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/26/09
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
02/26/2009
Interview
04:51
The Colbert Report
S5
Kris Kristofferson
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
02/26/2009
03:05
The Colbert Report
S5
Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
02/26/2009
04:29
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - The Swede Hereafter
Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
02/26/2009
02:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Claire McCaskill's Twittering
Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
02/26/2009
01:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Snow in the Studio
Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
03/02/2009
04:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
03/02/2009
04:55
The Colbert Report
S5
David Byrne
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
03/02/2009
05:37
The Colbert Report
S5
P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
03/02/2009
04:18
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S5
Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
03/03/2009
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