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Sign Off - Revved Up
Season 2 E 130 • 10/12/2006
If this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
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05:18
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Green Screen Challenge - The Finalists
Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
10/11/2006
02:39
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The Report
Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
10/11/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Lightsaber Duel
Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
10/11/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Intro - 10/12/06
Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
10/12/2006
04:55
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Gay Republicans - Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
10/12/2006
05:59
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
10/12/2006
05:39
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Brian Schweitzer
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
10/12/2006
01:42
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Congratulatory Mail
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
10/12/2006
00:52
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Exclusive - Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
Stephen plays the hot button issue lightning round with candidate Carol Gay.
10/12/2006
01:15
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
North Korean Weapons Test Scare
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
10/12/2006
00:11
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Sign Off - Revved Up
Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
10/12/2006
06:50
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Jeff Swartz
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
10/14/2006
04:01
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
The Word - Expecting
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
10/14/2006
03:25
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Stephen Jr. in Canada
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
10/14/2006
03:18
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Vote For Gail Jingle
Stephen blames Gail Parker, the independent candidate in Virginia, for the Republicans losing control of the Senate.
10/14/2006
01:23
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Kid Activity Corner - Nancy Pelosi Hand Turkeys
To help decorate for Thanksgiving, Stephen gives step by step instructions on how to create your very own Nancy Pelosi hand turkey.
10/14/2006
00:52
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Lesbian Roles
Stephen delivers the big news about Eva Longoria and Beyonce not playing lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie.
10/14/2006
00:29
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Intro - 10/14/06
In this episode, Stephen looks at the possibilities of getting a new womb, finds out what the rest of the world thinks of our election and interviews Timberland CEO Jeffrey Swartz.
10/14/2006
00:34
The Colbert Report
S2 E104
Intro - 8/15/06
Ways to increase voter turnout, everything you need to know about today's top stories, and David Gergen -- who can finally answer the question: Bush, great or greatest?
10/15/2006
03:10
The Colbert Report
S2 E104
All You Need to Know - Proper Condom Use
Stephen gives you All You Need To Know about the Mexican elections, Pluto's planetary status, the West African rhino and how to put on a condom.
10/15/2006
07:17
The Colbert Report
S2 E104
David Gergen
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
10/15/2006
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