The Colbert ReportS5 E125Send Your Medical Bills to Max Baucus
Senator Max Baucus will pay for your medical bills from the $3.2 million he's received from the health care industry.
The Colbert ReportS5 E125A Pace Odyssey
NASA begins assembling Stephen's treadmill so America's famously fat astronauts can get trim in space.
The Colbert ReportS5 E125Richard Dawkins
After offering evidence for evolution, Richard Dawkins wants to see the evidence for God.
The Colbert ReportS5 E125ThreatDown - Environmentalists, Kang Lee & Mountain Pine Beetles
Environmentalists target soft toilet paper, Kang Lee exposes the lies parents tell kids, and mountain pine beetles prevent us from shooting bears.
The Colbert ReportS5 E125Intro - 9/30/09
Stephen has an update on his space treadmill, and he'll evolve Richard Dawkins' book into tiny shreds of paper.
The Colbert ReportS5 E126Francis Collins
Francis Collins informs Stephen that it's going to take time for stem cell research to give him crab claws.
The Colbert ReportS5 E126Eating the Distance - The Brad Sciullo Story Pt. 1
Competitive eater Brad Sciullo wants to prove anything is possible by finishing a 15-pound hamburger called "The Belly Buster."
The Colbert ReportS5 E126Najibullah Zazi Threatens Beauty Supplies
Suspected terrorist Najibullah Zazi threatens America's unregulated use of beauty supplies.
The Colbert ReportS5 E126Sign Off - New Slang
Stephen introduces some new slang into the teen lexicon.
The Colbert ReportS5 E1262016 Olympics in Chicago - George Wendt
George Wendt and Stephen trash talk Rio de Janeiro, Madrid and Tokyo for competing against Chicago's 2016 Olympics bid.
The Colbert ReportS6 Exclusive - The Morning Asylum
Stephen plays an excerpt from his 80s morning radio show, "The Morning Asylum with Stevie C and Dr. Dave."
The Colbert ReportS5 E127Arne Duncan
Secretary of Education Arne Duncan wants longer school hours so American students can compete with the rest of the world.
The Colbert ReportS5 E127Eating the Distance - The Brad Sciullo Story Pt. 2
Brad Sciullo's training regime of drinking, vomiting and trout prepares him to conquer "The Belly Buster."
The Colbert ReportS5 E127Americans for Prosperity Cheer Chicago's Failure
The conservative group, Americans for Prosperity, cheers when they hear the news of Chicago's failure to host the 2016 Olympics.
The Colbert ReportS5 E127Intro - 10/5/09
President Obama proposes a longer school year, and Arne Duncan could only get a job as a secretary.
The Colbert ReportS5 E127The Word - Learning Is Fundamental
As a fifth grader and small businessman, Andy Gellman has to think about how longer school hours will affect the economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 E128John Darnielle
John Darnielle discusses his cheerfully desolate song lyrics and his respect for suicidal mountain goats.
The Colbert ReportS5 E128Formula 401: A Star Is Born
Your baby can look like whichever celebrity Stephen impersonates while creating Formula 401: A Star Is Born.
The Colbert ReportS5 E128New Swine Flu Vaccine Drops
The swine flu vaccine shoots straight to the top of the vaccine charts, blowing away Japanese encephalitis.