The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Shrek
Season 3 • 04/30/2007
Remember kids, nothing gives you energy to play an hour a day like high-fructose corn syrup.
Tom WolfeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
Intro - 4/26/07The Colbert ReportS3
The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
Stephanie LostThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen reminds Stephanie Colbertle the turtle to maintain her dignity after losing the Great Turtle Race.
The Word - Mending WallThe Colbert ReportS3
Gated communities in Iraq -- they've been doing it Florida and the old people seem to like it.
Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine BordalloThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells Guam Rep. Madeleine Bordallo that if she can't find Guam on a map of the continental U.S. that means Guam isn't part of America.
Sign Off - Yuri KuklachevThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen apologizes to Yuri Kuklachev of the Moscow Cat Circus for bringing his Rottweiler to work.
Intro - 4/30/07The Colbert ReportS3
Scientists find a new Earth-like planet, The New York Times encourages presidential candidates to debate the environment, and guest Bill Bradley talks about oil and ice cream.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen assumes Neil deGrasse Tyson's book, "Death By Black Hole," is a pro-capital punishment argument.
Bill BradleyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells Bill Bradley he doesn't mind the old American story or being addicted to oil.
First Democratic Debate for '08The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has a recurring nightmare where the Democrats take over the Senate and the House, and he cannot wait to wake up.
Tip/Wag - ShrekThe Colbert ReportS3
Bravo, Shrek, for encouraging our kids to do more than sit around the house all day watching 'Shrek' DVDs.
Mitt's Favorite BookThe Colbert ReportS3
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard.
Intro - 5/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wonders whether public radio is destroying America, Tony Stewart accuses NASCAR of fixing races, and guest Malcolm Gladwell defends making decisions without thinking.
The Word - Who Cares?The Colbert ReportS3
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart complains NASCAR is selling fiction by fixing races to appear closer than they are, but Stephen asks -- who cares?
NPR CorrectionThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen offers a travel mug, tote bag and a book on quilting to NPR hosts to tempt them to air his inaccurate statements.
Malcolm GladwellThe Colbert ReportS3
Malcolm Gladwell explains that Colin Powell knew what would happen in Iraq because of his experience and Stephen claims knowledge is elitist.
Stephen's HorseThe Colbert ReportS3
As a child, Stephen gave up his velvet hat and jodhpurs to play center field.
Intro - 5/2/07The Colbert ReportS3
George Bush vetoes the Iraq funding bill, guest Gina Kolata says Americans are obsessed with losing weight, and captured terrorists: should they be sent abroad to be tortured?
HR 1591The Colbert ReportS3
Bill HR 1591 opposing the Iraq war was born May 1st, 2007 at 3:30 p.m. It died May 1st, 2007 at 6:10 p.m. Stephen is sorry for the Democrats' loss.
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