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Mega Millions
Season 3 • 03/07/2007
Stephen assumed he won last night's Mega Millions jackpot because he bought 10 lottery tickets.
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04:29
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
03/06/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/6/07
Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
03/06/2007
06:16
The Colbert Report
S3
Mark Frauenfelder
Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
03/06/2007
03:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen Wins the Lottery
It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich.
03/06/2007
01:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Libby Verdict
It's so like the media to focus on Scooter Libby's four out of five guilty verdicts -- they always see the glass as 80% guilty.
03/06/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the possible repealing of the U.S. military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy, kicks off his coverage of the 2008 presidential election and interviews reporter Michael Spector.
03/07/2007
02:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Easter Under Attack - Bunny
Walnut Creek residents are debating over whether the Easter Bunny be changed to the Spring Bunny as to include all religions.
03/07/2007
07:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Specter
New Yorker reporter Michael Specter explains how Vladimir Putin's critics have been mysteriously dying.
03/07/2007
04:04
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Don't
Stephen argues that "Don't ask, don't tell" works because it allows homosexuals to help fight in the war on terror.
03/07/2007
00:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Colbert Savings Time
Stephen explains an easy way to see another episode of the show.
03/07/2007
04:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Mega Millions
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery.
03/07/2007
00:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/8/07
Stephen wants the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to apologize, and he can't wait to see Ted Koppel in the tank for shark week.
03/08/2007
07:01
The Colbert Report
S3
Ted Koppel
Ted Koppel suggests that Stephen reconsider prancing around in front of the audience.
03/08/2007
03:27
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Comic Justice
There are times when Captain America has gone against the government in order to do what he feels is right, and this time it got him killed.
03/08/2007
06:17
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Kentucky's 3rd - John Yarmuth
Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can.
03/08/2007
02:09
The Colbert Report
S3
Jesus Libby
The similarities between Jesus and Scooter Libby are startling.
03/08/2007
03:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - U.S. Mint
Stephen wags his finger at the U.S. Mint and high school seniors and tips his hat to Duke University graduate John Cornwell.
03/12/2007
04:18
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Home Field Advantage
Stephen encourages countries like Congo and Sierra Leone to give America money first, so that we can one day help them solve their own problems.
03/12/2007
01:47
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Captain America Shield
Marvel Comics' Joe Quesada has bequeathed the shield of Captain America to the only man who has the red, white and blue balls to carry the mantle: Stephen Colbert.
03/12/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/12/07
Bill Gates worries about American competitiveness, high school students get an F in religion and Stephen interviews New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof.
03/12/2007
03:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Newt Gingrich's Extramarital Affair
Newt Gingrich had the courage to lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky while having an affair of his own.
03/12/2007
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