The Colbert Report
Season 1 • 11/10/2005
Stephen tells Cokie Roberts that Washington is filled with crumb bums and fat cats.
The Colbert ReportS1 Mary Roach
Stephen and author Mary Roach contact a spirit from the past in the studio.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Florida's 7th - John Mica
Congressman John Mica stands for his district with the tenacity of an alligator that shows up in your garage after a hurricane.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Willy Loman
Mr. Schwarzenegger, get back to what you do best: jamming Arnold into people's holes.
The Colbert ReportS1 Next Question
At the recent White House press briefings it looks like Scott McClellan is about to crap his pants or burst into tears.
The Colbert ReportS1 All You Need to Know - Kansas Education
The Kansas Board of Education approves the teaching of intelligent design in the classroom.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/10/05
Congress hard at work, the re-branding of Veteran's Day and Cokie Roberts -- all on tonight's show.
The Colbert ReportS1 The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito
Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.
The Colbert ReportS1 The In-Box - Asian Stereotypes
In an attempt to apologize for accidentally perpetuating an Asian stereotype, Stephen shares some of The Report's airtime with its sister station in Osaka.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Armistice
President Bush is saving Veterans Day by creating thousands of new veterans.
The Colbert ReportS1 Swear to God
Stephen believes that big oil company CEOs should have sworn in before testifying to Congress.
The Colbert ReportS1 Cokie Roberts
Cokie Roberts recalls an old Washington, where people could disagree without being disagreeable.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bob Kerrey
Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
The Colbert ReportS1 Internets Anniversary
Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Testosterone
Stephen thinks women are weaker than men for being incapable of completely abandoning their humanity.
The Colbert ReportS1 CMA Buzz
Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/14/05
Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tip Line - Flag Sticker
Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
The Colbert ReportS1 Un-American News - Shame Cotton
The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - The Orient
George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
The Colbert ReportS1 Formidable Opponent - Torture
Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.