The Colbert Report
Don't Mess With Jesus
Season 2 • 06/21/2006
Stephen explains the Monkey Authorship Index.
Stephen Makes it Simple - GovernmentThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
American GoalThe Colbert ReportS2
The US soccer team tied the Italians 1-1. That's as good as a win!
The Word - Everything Must GoThe Colbert ReportS2
In order to save Mother Earth, we must extract and burn all the fuel she has.
Truthiness CheerThe Colbert ReportS2
America's cheerleading teens are cheering about truthiness.
Bay BuchananThe Colbert ReportS2
Bay Buchanan is dedicated to building a fence along the 2,000 mile border between the U.S. and Mexico.
Tip/Wag - Episcopal ChurchThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tips his hat to the U.S. Mint and Gustav Klimt, but wags his finger at the Episcopal church, Lego and scientists.
Sign Off - Insane ClownThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams.
Intro - 6/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explores the best thing about soccer, reports on a female Episcopal bishop, and talks to Bay Buchanan about his committee to get immigrants out of America.
World Cup Trash Talk - Alexi LalasThe Colbert ReportS2
Soccer star Alexi Lalas helps Stephen trash talk other teams in preparation for the World Cup.
Don't Mess With JesusThe Colbert ReportS2
The brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy on "Fox and Friends" believes a monkey with a typewriter could type the Bible.
Intro - 6/22/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen dismisses Stephen Hawking, interviews Colorado Congresswoman Diana DeGette, and determines what lessons from Hurricane Katrina we can ignore this hurricane season.
Sign Off - Not Winning PrizesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen knows he's not going to win any prizes for saying goodnight.
The Word - Cut and RunThe Colbert ReportS2
If humans must leave earth because it can no longer sustain life, Stephen will not flee -- he has an appointment with Jesus Christ.
Stephen's FaultThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen berated Ghana's soccer team on last night's show and they used their rage to defeat the U.S. and eliminate them from World Cup.
Better Know a District - Colorado's 1st - Diana DeGetteThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tries to get Congresswoman Diana DeGette to support a bill protecting the American elephant and to include his name in the bill.
Douglas BrinkleyThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Douglas Brinkley addresses why the levees broke during Hurricane Katrina and what the future holds for New Orleans.
Stephen Hawking Is an A-HoleThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Hawking, the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, is such an A-Hole.
The Word - Class WarfareThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes issue with John Edwards' war on the lower class, coming up with a modest proposal for the poor.
Mark BowdenThe Colbert ReportS2
Mark Bowden describes the similarities between the West's first encounter with extremist Muslims and the current one.
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