The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 03/31/2011
Piers Gibbon reveals how cannibals pick the troublemakers and magic men they're going to eat.
The Colbert ReportS7 James O'Keefe Asks for Donations
James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tim Shriver
Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"
Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert PAC - Trevor Potter
Armed with Trevor Potter's legal advice and the Colbert Nation's support, Stephen decides to start his own PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert PAC
If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Congressional Budget Menorah
Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
The Colbert ReportS7 Madison as Hell
An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Congressional Budget Menorah Fire
Stephen puts out his Congressional budget menorah with a fire extinguisher.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 3/31/11
There's a new front in the war against sexism, Wisconsin's anti-union law faces trouble, and Piers Gibbon doesn't complain about the green room snacks.
The Colbert ReportS7 Piers Gibbon
Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
The Colbert ReportS7 The GlennPocalypse
The Emergency Beckpack is filled with everything needed to survive in a post-Glenn world, including beef stroganoff.
The Colbert ReportS7 Government Shutdown Menorah
Stephen extinguishes one more candle on his government shutdown menorah.
The Colbert ReportS7 Andrew Chaikin
Andrew Chaikin explains why humans need to follow in the footsteps of their robotic emissaries and travel to Mars.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - That New-Smell Smell
Inescapables harnesses all of the senses to deliver a loud and clear message: you're smelling something.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen Shows Off the iPad 2
Instead of talking about depressing current events, Stephen wants to deliver some good news about the iPad 2.
The Colbert ReportS7 James Franco Pt. 1
James Franco addresses his pop culture critics and believes Stephen would win a Renaissance man-off.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tim Pawlenty Appeals to Youth Vote
Average Republican youth Glenn Eichler thinks Tim Pawlenty is radical to the extreme.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Frank Jameso
Stephen thanks James Franco and his twin brother, Frank Jameso.