The Colbert Report

Frank Gaffney

Season 3 • 10/11/2007

Stephen wants to die rich, even if that means supporting terrorists.

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03:23

Obama's Lapel
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You don't need a flag pin on your lapel to be a patriot. That's why Stephen has a flag nipple ring.
10/09/2007
00:31

Intro - 10/10/07
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Bruce Springsteen has a much bigger Stephen to deal with now.
10/10/2007
05:57

Tip/Wag - Bruce Springsteen
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Stephen demands that Bruce Springsteen come on the show and apologize, or at least accept Stephen's apology.
10/10/2007
05:36

Wesley Clark
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General Wesley Clark joins Stephen to talk about the difficulties of leadership and how diplomacy is the way to go.
10/10/2007
04:45

The Word - Americon Dream
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With the help of a little friendly competition, Stephen believes that everyone in America can be put behind bars.
10/10/2007
03:04

Dead to Me - Pocketmaster
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Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to empty his pockets on The Colbert Report.
10/10/2007
06:07

Chris Jordan
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Artist Chris Jordan takes pictures of people's garbage to show all the things people consume and discard.
10/11/2007
03:00

Colbert Platinum - Kidz Edition
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Just because kids are too young to drink, it doesn't mean they don't need a wine cellar.
10/11/2007
00:31

Intro - 10/11/07
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In this episode, Stephen tries to find an alternative to a war against Iran, does a special segment for wealthy children, and interviews artist Chris Jordan.
10/11/2007
02:46

Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy
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Stephen finds out that the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is actually the black-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
10/11/2007
06:51

Frank Gaffney
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Frank Gaffney, President of the Center for Security Policy, suggests divesting money from businesses that deal with terror-sponsoring regimes.
10/11/2007
04:27

The Word - Enviro-Medal Disaster
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At Al Gore's current rate of accolade consumption, there will be nothing left for our children to win.
10/15/2007
07:00

Kucinich's Pockets
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Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
10/15/2007
03:50

Paul Glastris
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Washington Monthly writer Paul Glastris ranks colleges based on what they do for the country.
10/15/2007
03:46

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Marie Claire
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Stephen is right behind sweater weather on a Marie Claire magazine list of things to get excited about.
10/15/2007
00:30

Intro - 10/15/07
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Stephen laments losing the Nobel Prize, talks with Dennis Kucinich, and interviews Paul Glastris about college rankings.
10/15/2007
05:20

Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential Bid
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After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
10/16/2007
03:56

Jeff Greenfield
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CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
10/16/2007
05:10

Bob Drogin
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Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
10/16/2007
00:33

Intro - 10/16/07
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In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
10/16/2007
01:40

Planet in Peril
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CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
10/16/2007
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