The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/13/08
Season 4 • 08/13/2008
John Ashcroft lip-synced "Let the Eagle Soar" while it was sung by a less attractive attorney general.
The Colbert ReportS4 Reading the National Enquirer
Stephen is caught reading the National Enquirer at his desk.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jane Mayer
Stephen asks Jane Mayer why she has to see enhanced interrogation as the glass being half empty, instead of half full with a guy's face in it.
The Colbert ReportS4 Olympic Opening Ceremony
There's more than a whiff of totalitarianism about the Beijing Olympics, and it started with the opening ceremony.
The Colbert ReportS4 Joey Cheek
Joey Cheek explains that China revoked his visa because of his attempt to bring attention to human rights abuses in Darfur.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen's World Record
No one noticed that last night Stephen shattered the world record for total number of Colbert Reports.
The Colbert ReportS4 Dick Meyer
Dick Meyer believes there's a difference between individualism and selfishness.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Blame Monica Goodling
Whoever hired Monica Goodling had no way of knowing she would interview employees for the Justice Department in a partisan manner.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain Steals From Wikipedia
Wikipedia gets its facts from the American people, which means John McCain is now using the people's voice -- or at least lip-syncing to it.
The Colbert ReportS4 Formidable Opponent - Offshore Drilling
Stephen and Stephen play three-card Monte to explain offshore drilling.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/13/08
It turns out Ashcroft was lip-syncing "Let the Eagle Soar" while it was sung by a less attractive attorney general.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Killer iPhones
Your iPhone's kill switch doesn't remove undesirable software -- it kills you.
The Colbert ReportS4 Gold Medals
Stephen expects everyone to have earned at least one gold medal when he's gone next week.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bing West
Bing West says the soldiers did such a good job in Iraq that they changed the nature of the war.
The Colbert ReportS4 The 1952 Helsinki Games - The Reindeer Roars
The 1952 Helsinki Olympic Games aren't really games at all. They're a war.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/14/08
The Russian invasion of Georgia continues -- turns out nested inside that truce was another war.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jeopardy Shout-Out
Alex Trebek mangles Stephen's show on "Jeopardy."
The Colbert ReportS4 Burning Man Festival Confusion
Stephen confuses footage of the Burning Man festival with the Democratic National Convention.
The Colbert ReportS4 Up Next
Stephen's never actually thought about what's on the air after his show.
The Colbert ReportS4 Anniversary Pandering
The Democrats exploit the anniversaries of the 19th Amendment and Martin Luther King's 'I Have a Dream' speech.
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