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Alex Kuczynski
Season 3 • 01/15/2007
Alex Kuczynski had collagen injections from potentially evil corpses.
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03:28
The Colbert Report
S3
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
01/11/2007
04:02
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Science and Technology
Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
01/11/2007
06:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Judy Woodruff
Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
01/11/2007
05:43
The Colbert Report
S3
Ken Roth
On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
01/11/2007
00:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 1/11/07
Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
01/11/2007
03:29
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Victory!
Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
01/15/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 1/15/07
Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
01/15/2007
02:40
The Colbert Report
S3
A Man's Touch
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
01/15/2007
06:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Bears & Balls - Gas
Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
01/15/2007
02:25
The Colbert Report
S3
Inspired by Dr. King
Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
01/15/2007
04:45
The Colbert Report
S3
Alex Kuczynski
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
01/15/2007
01:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Squeaky Chair
Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
01/16/2007
03:20
The Colbert Report
S3
Pesos for Pizza
Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
01/16/2007
03:37
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Symbolic
A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
01/16/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 1/16/07
Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
01/16/2007
03:59
The Colbert Report
S3
Sport Report - Bend it Like Beckham
David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
01/16/2007
06:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Dinesh D'Souza
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
01/16/2007
05:57
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian Baird
Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
01/17/2007
06:03
The Colbert Report
S3
Lynn Swann
Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
01/17/2007
00:38
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 1/17/07
It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
01/17/2007
02:02
The Colbert Report
S3
200th Episode
Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
01/17/2007
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