The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 01/15/2007
Alex Kuczynski had collagen injections from potentially evil corpses.
What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled UpThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
Tip/Wag - Science and TechnologyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
Judy WoodruffThe Colbert ReportS3
Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
Ken RothThe Colbert ReportS3
On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
Intro - 1/11/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
The Word - Victory!The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
Intro - 1/15/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
A Man's TouchThe Colbert ReportS3
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
Bears & Balls - GasThe Colbert ReportS3
Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
Inspired by Dr. KingThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
Alex KuczynskiThe Colbert ReportS3
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
Squeaky ChairThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
Pesos for PizzaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
The Word - SymbolicThe Colbert ReportS3
A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
Intro - 1/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
Sport Report - Bend it Like BeckhamThe Colbert ReportS3
David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
Dinesh D'SouzaThe Colbert ReportS3
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian BairdThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
Lynn SwannThe Colbert ReportS3
Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
Intro - 1/17/07The Colbert ReportS3
It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
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