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Stephen Might Be Gay

Season 6 • 08/02/2010

Stephen can't be gay when he drinks the manliest fruit-flavored diet lager on the market.

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Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
07/29/2010
05:42

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Apology Box

Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it.
07/29/2010
05:16

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Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III

Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap.
07/29/2010
02:21

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The Oil Is Missing

The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets.
07/29/2010
00:36

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Intro - 7/29/10

Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, the war on obesity has a new front, and Andy Cohen discusses Bravo TV.
07/29/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Cocktails

Stephen says goodnight with a cocktail.
07/29/2010
04:47

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Sport Report - London Olympics & Illegal Bullfighting

London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting.
08/02/2010
03:06

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Jimmy Cliff

Stephen tells Jimmy Cliff that he thinks reggae music is the perfect music for a corporate retreat.
08/02/2010
03:51

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Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. Brooks

Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery.
08/02/2010
00:36

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Intro - 8/2/10

Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs.
08/02/2010
03:39

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Stephen Might Be Gay

Stephen can't be gay when he does masculine things like drink Bud Light Lime -- the manliest fruit-flavored lager on the market.
08/02/2010
01:00

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Brett Favre Retires Again

Stephen wishes Brett Favre a fond and final farewell due to his permanent absence from football.
08/03/2010
07:38

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Consumer Protection Agency - Barney Frank

Barney Frank wants Elizabeth Warren to head the consumer protection agency because she's an extraordinarily zealous pragmatist.
08/03/2010
05:11

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Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Basil Marceaux.com

Stephen wants Tennessee viewers to vote in the Republican primary to make Basil Marceaux.com into Basil Marceaux.gov.
08/03/2010
05:56

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Laura Ingraham

Stephen questions Laura Ingraham about the hackneyed racial stereotypes President Obama makes in his diary.
08/03/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Credit Card Agreement

Stephen takes a closer look at his credit card agreement.
08/03/2010
02:50

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Threat StandDown - Monkey Terrorism

Contrary to a "Fox & Friends" report, monkeys can't be trained by the Taliban to shoot and kill American soldiers.
08/04/2010
06:49

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Michael Posner

Michael Posner believes it's in America's best interest to encourage stable democracies that respect human rights.
08/04/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Nielsen Mandela

Stephen says goodnight with Nielsen Mandela.
08/04/2010
02:16

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Basil Marceaux.com & Obama's Birthday

Stephen reminds Tennessee viewers to vote for Basil Marceaux.com and refuses to celebrate President Obama's birthday.
08/04/2010
07:36

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P.K. Winsome - Black Viewer Ratings

White viewers can increase Stephen's black ratings by buying an inflatable Nielsen Mandela from P.K. Winsome.
08/04/2010
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