The Colbert Report

The Word - Nothingness

Season 6 • 11/08/2010

The rich and poor are interconnected like yin and yang, in that one side is mostly white.

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08:07

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We Hardly Better Knew Ye

CNN picks up an unprecedented amount of opinions, the Sharron Angle Mystery Policy Box remains a secret, and Stephen says goodbye to some fallen friends.
11/03/2010
00:04

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Smiley Face Balloon

Stephen draws a smiley face on a balloon.
11/03/2010
00:33

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 11/4/10

Alaska still doesn't know which Republican will win, a children's TV character is outed, and Elvis Costello threatens to cut off Stephen's thumbs.
11/04/2010
04:17

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Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello is ready for the Colbert Bump because his albums don't sell like hotcakes.
11/04/2010
03:07

The Colbert ReportS6
Spider-Man Is Alaska's Write-In Candidate

Since no one knows Spider-Man's identity, Alaska's write-in votes could actually be for Joe Miller.
11/04/2010
06:47

The Colbert ReportS6
Tip/Wag - TSA, Bert & Dogs

The TSA offers friendly skies with benefits, Bert moves from PBS to LGBT, and Stephen appeals to an unexpected demographic.
11/04/2010
05:21

The Colbert ReportS6
Reza Aslan

According to Reza Aslan, Muslims have decided, in their secret gatherings, to bring down democracy through art.
11/08/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Battleship

Stephen plays a game of Battleship.
11/08/2010
03:13

The Colbert ReportS6
One Hour in the Future

Jay the Intern will earn a college credit by shooting Past Stephen when he shows up one hour from now.
11/08/2010
05:43

The Colbert ReportS6
President Obama's Expensive Trip to India

Barack Obama doesn't have to spend $200 million a day on a trip to India when he can use Cisco's new TelePresence system.
11/08/2010
05:16

The Colbert ReportS6
The Word - Nothingness

In the unity of the free market, we are all just different parts of the same billionaire.
11/08/2010
03:54

The Colbert ReportS6
Cee Lo Green

Cee Lo Green's "F**k You" is so infectious that Stephen feels like he needs to go on a course of Zithromax after he listens to it.
11/09/2010
06:00

The Colbert ReportS6
House Oversight Committee Hearings - Abbe Lowell

Abbe Lowell prints more business cards as the Republican leadership prepares to move America forward to the 90s.
11/09/2010
04:05

The Colbert ReportS6
Decision Points

George W. Bush's writing is so evocative, Stephen feels like he's right there holding that steaming pile of dog crap in his hand.
11/09/2010
02:49

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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Crab Vending Machines

A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore.
11/09/2010
03:28

The Colbert ReportS6
Michelle Obama's Embarrassing Handshake

Michelle Obama forces her arm between an Indonesian minister's reluctantly outstretched hands, as the corners of his mouth turn upward in the traditional sign of revulsion.
11/10/2010
03:25

The Colbert ReportS6
Statue of Jesus

America needs a bigger Jesus because God is looking down from space, trying to figure out who loves him the most.
11/10/2010
05:49

The Colbert ReportS6
America's Job Loss - Beri Fox

Instead of extending tax cuts to help small business, Marble King President Beri Fox wants the government to level the playing field.
11/10/2010
00:04

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Saltine Hors D'oeuvres

Stephen spreads his mayonnaise and mustard dip over saltines, then sprinkles them with paprika.
11/10/2010
07:48

The Colbert ReportS6
Martha Stewart

Stephen teaches Martha Stewart how to spread mayonnaise on Wonder Bread and sprinkle the slices with pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix.
11/10/2010
00:32

The Colbert ReportS6
Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent Calendar Segment

Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar.
11/11/2010
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