Shorties Watchin' Shorties
Colin Quinn - Safari
Season 1 E 5 • 05/26/2004
Lions are a joke in Africa.
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Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E4
Adam Ferrara - Wheel of Faith
The Jews followed Moses for 40 years with no map.
05/19/2004
01:30
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
05/26/2004
01:21
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep anywhere.
05/26/2004
01:32
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Arj Barker - Irish Soap Commercials
Ireland is not like the soap commercials.
05/26/2004
02:03
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Bert Kreischer - Kids' Urinal
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
05/26/2004
01:12
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Hugh Fink - Future Chinese Food
Chinese food delivery is too high-tech.
05/26/2004
01:27
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
05/26/2004
01:43
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
05/26/2004
00:48
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
For Janeane Garofalo, Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster for all of eternity.
05/26/2004
00:51
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Laurie Kilmartin - Prostitute Roommate
Prostitutes have sex with creepy guys so other women don't have to.
05/26/2004
00:54
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E5
Colin Quinn - Safari
Lions are a joke in Africa.
05/26/2004
01:06
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Christian Finnegan - Wagging Tails
Dogs tell it like it is.
06/02/2004
01:14
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Chelsea Peretti - Spending Time with Mom
Putting the moves on your mom can be really awkward.
06/02/2004
01:28
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Richard Jeni - Inconvenient
Anti-diarrhea commercials are too unrealistic.
06/02/2004
00:54
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
John Pinette - Bungee Jumping
John is not a fan of bungee jumping.
06/02/2004
01:07
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Brian Posehn - Mexican Babies
It would be great if Mexican babies spoke during movies.
06/02/2004
00:50
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Greg Behrendt - Cake
Cake is great.
06/02/2004
01:28
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
06/02/2004
01:08
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Chris Hardwick - Vaginamazing
The world is not as technologically advanced as people hoped.
06/02/2004
01:13
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Kathleen Madigan - Figure Skating
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
06/02/2004
00:56
Shorties Watchin' ShortiesS1 E6
Todd Barry - The Death Penalty
Prisons have to have color TVs.
06/02/2004
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