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Bob Kerrey
Season 1 • 11/14/2005
Stephen asks Bob Kerrey when we can leave Iraq.
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03:30
The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.
11/10/2005
02:56
The In-Box - Asian Stereotypes
The Colbert Report
S1
In an attempt to apologize for accidentally perpetuating an Asian stereotype, Stephen shares some of The Report's airtime with its sister station in Osaka.
11/10/2005
04:03
The Word - Armistice
The Colbert Report
S1
President Bush is saving Veterans Day by creating thousands of new veterans.
11/10/2005
02:58
Swear to God
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen believes that big oil company CEOs should have sworn in before testifying to Congress.
11/10/2005
01:24
Internets Anniversary
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.
11/14/2005
02:03
The Word - Testosterone
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen thinks women are weaker than men for being incapable of completely abandoning their humanity.
11/14/2005
05:09
CMA Buzz
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
11/14/2005
00:34
Intro - 11/14/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
11/14/2005
00:09
Tip Line - Flag Sticker
The Colbert Report
S1
Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
11/14/2005
04:45
Un-American News - Shame Cotton
The Colbert Report
S1
The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
11/14/2005
05:59
Bob Kerrey
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
11/14/2005
04:14
The Word - The Orient
The Colbert Report
S1
George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
11/15/2005
03:46
Formidable Opponent - Torture
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
11/15/2005
00:31
Intro - 11/15/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005
02:00
Sayako's Wedding
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen is pretty wiped-out -- after last night's episode, he flew to Japan to attend the wedding of his friend, Princess Sayako.
11/15/2005
00:08
Fract - Mt. Rushmore
The Colbert Report
S1
Mt. Rushmore depicts several famous people, and all of them are American.
11/15/2005
04:46
Al Sharpton
The Colbert Report
S1
Al Sharpton talks about the war in Iraq, racism and the best ways to motivate yourself to lose some weight.
11/15/2005
04:04
Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Asian History
The Colbert Report
S1
Thinking over a list of significant players in Asia's history, the only one that doesn't make it is the band, Asia.
11/15/2005
00:34
Intro - 11/16/05
The Colbert Report
S1
The Senate wants oversight of the Iraq war. What's next -- the Supreme Court interpreting a law?
11/16/2005
06:43
Better Know a District - Colorado's 2nd - Mark Udall
The Colbert Report
S1
Failing to climb Mt. Everest on three tries doesn't make Representative Mark Udall a quitter -- there's another word for it.
11/16/2005
02:54
On Notice/Dead to Me - Juan Gabriel
The Colbert Report
S1
Latin superstar Juan Gabriel's nasty on-stage fall at a concert in Houston makes the Notice Board.
11/16/2005
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