The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Alphabet of Stars

Season 14 • 05/05/2009

Fareed Zakaria is the 26th guest in the alphabet of stars.

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04:51

Justice Is Bland
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What part of "lifetime appointment" does Justice Souter not understand?
05/04/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - List of Philias
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Representative Steve King lists some philias.
05/04/2009
03:13

Three-Minute Confirmation Stick
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Aasif Mandvi's three-minute confirmation stick determines where justices stand on abortion with 98% accuracy.
05/04/2009
00:20

Intro - Facebook Friends
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Jon can't wait to meet his Facebook friend, Denis Leary.
05/04/2009
04:55

House DC - College Bowls & Hate Crimes
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Congress questions the fairness of the college bowl championship and whether sexual orientation should be added to the hate crimes list.
05/04/2009
07:38

Fareed Zakaria
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Fareed Zakaria believes Pakistan is the most difficult problem the Obama administration faces.
05/05/2009
04:46

Bank Stress Tests
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Josh Gad assures Jon that the banks won't fail their stress tests if they just follow the script.
05/05/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Dom DeLuise Remembered
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Dom DeLuise is remembered in an old commercial for "The Cannonball Run."
05/05/2009
04:19

Republicans: The Lost Party
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Leaders of the Republican Party recognize mistakes and eat local ethnic food in casual attire -- it's like they're just like us.
05/05/2009
03:11

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - GM & Chrysler
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The dissolution of two of the most famous car brands may be bad news, but Chrysler has a plan to turn that frown upside down.
05/05/2009
00:18

Intro - Alphabet of Stars
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Fareed Zakaria is the last guest in the alphabet of stars.
05/05/2009
00:07

Moment of Zen - Nice Tip
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Barack Obama leaves five dollars in the tip jar of a burger joint.
05/06/2009
00:45

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Busy
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Stephen's too busy preparing his show to check in with Jon.
05/06/2009
04:33

Where's the Chief?
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Barack Obama slowly orders a burger during an unannounced visit to a local fast food joint.
05/06/2009
05:24

Apakalypse Now
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Pakistan President Zardari is in the wrong situation room talking to the wrong bearded extremist.
05/06/2009
07:44

George Stephanopoulos
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Jon asks George Stephanopoulos to predict which guy from the Obama administration will break his heart with lies.
05/06/2009
01:27

Nixon Has a Burrito
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Dan Rather reports outside Cancun Mexican Restaurant as Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger enjoy traditional Mexican entrees.
05/06/2009
00:31

Intro - George Stephanopoulos Is Here
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Intrepid reporter and host, George Stephanopoulos is here.
05/06/2009
00:12

Moment of Zen - Michael Savage on Islam
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CNN wants to know how Michael Savage feels about Islam.
05/07/2009
00:23

Intro - Who Is Ken Salazar?
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Jon wants to know who Interior Secretary Ken Salazar is and what he does.
05/07/2009
03:24

Gaywatch - Marion Barry
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Councilman Marion Barry doesn't want Washington D.C. to become a gay marriage friendly stopover because he has the moral compass of God.
05/07/2009
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